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Kelly Roadkill
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Fellas, is it gay?
Инструкция, как слушать радиоточку без радиоприёмника, но с другом (not gay)
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Хозяйке на заметку
Screenshot from r/NoStupidQuestions: Q: If sexual arousal suppresses the disgust response, will wearing a vibrator let me clean up moldy food without gagging? A: You're going to Pavlov yourself into being horny for moldy food
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Да, моя любимая игровая консоль... как её там...
Atari logo, but the text says "Tatari"
June 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Встретили начало месяца прайда групповым "чаепитием" 😏
June 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Про Copilot (и LLM'ы вообще) профессор Фортран всё объяснил ещё в 1991 году.
Энциклопедия профессора Фортрана, стр. 14-15, глава "Алгоритмы", история о чистке картошки Энциклопедия профессора Фортрана, стр. 14-15, глава "Алгоритмы", история о чистке картошки
May 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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А маленькие часики смеются "тик-так"
Doomsday clock at 89 minutes to midnight
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Девочки, записываемся 💅
Photo of Bluesky-branded nail polish
December 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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Tachikoma, from Ghost in The Shell: Standalone Complex, subtitled "That's strange... I'm crying for some reason."
December 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Screenshot from Azumanga Daioh featuring our beloved neurodivergent Osaka
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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This guy is close second, btw
Screenshot from Chojin Sentai Jetman, with Vyram introducing themselves as a large hologram looming over the shocked Sky Force crew
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Screenshot from Zero Wing featuring the famous poorly-translated line "CATS: All your base are belong to us."
December 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
Streets of Rage (Sega, 1991) title screen featuring the iconic trio
December 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Пропела на мотив опенинга TMNT
Screenshot of an online store page, asking for the customer's preferred addressing, with three options: "Mr., Mrs., Divers"
December 18, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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Чят, нужен совет по банану
Chinese multimeter product page from Banggood with a line that was auto-translated as "Advice on banana"
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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you're gay~♡
Futur(E) by Pas (paxiti), made into a SF2 game screenshot Futur(E) by Pas (paxiti), made into a SF2 game screenshot
December 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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(простите, пожалуйста)
An extremely silly joke made into a Street Fighter 2 screenshot
December 9, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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"Boo! Scared?" meme made into an "Adventures of Batman & Robin" game screenshot
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Пока играли с подружаньками в Mysterium Park, придумали очаровательный перевод-феминитив к escape artist: "гудиня"
Character card from the tabletop game "Mysterium Park" featuring the Escape artist
December 8, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Где тут кабинет начальника службы ЗГТ? Подруга спрашивает.
Some military paperwork with a line that sounds amusingly similar to "Head of HRT service"
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Назовите игру, где саундтрек прям 10/10
SpaceChem
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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6-я серия Chōjin Sentai Jetman.
Монстр недели — гигахрущ.
Screenshot from Chōjin Sentai Jetman
August 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Ладно, смешнее этого уже не будет
August 1, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Осталось понять, можно ли бить имама 🤔
July 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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ААААААА
June 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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ThinkPad ASCII logos for all your terminal needs — now in colors! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
github.com/roadkell/asc...
March 31, 2024 at 9:42 PM