Bugs exist to be tattooed on hot women
December 15, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Bugs exist to be tattooed on hot women
Kindle, let me add photos and gifs to my annotations you coward
November 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Kindle, let me add photos and gifs to my annotations you coward
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(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God
November 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God
Someone just told me that Gladiator II had “too much homosexuality”. Girl, I’m about to tell you something about the Romans that you are not gonna like…
November 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Someone just told me that Gladiator II had “too much homosexuality”. Girl, I’m about to tell you something about the Romans that you are not gonna like…
Why did I choose to quit smoking during the most stressful time of my life?
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Why did I choose to quit smoking during the most stressful time of my life?
I need more funny gay people on this app pronto.
November 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I need more funny gay people on this app pronto.
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The jokes sort of write themselves
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The jokes sort of write themselves
I’m gonna start taking fashion advice exclusively from Fran Fine because this woman is absolutely eating in every episode.
November 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I’m gonna start taking fashion advice exclusively from Fran Fine because this woman is absolutely eating in every episode.
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I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
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Not afraid to admit I think e.g. stands for eggzample
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Not afraid to admit I think e.g. stands for eggzample
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
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Add cocaine you coward
The entire state of Georgia would cross the Potomac if he touched the Secret Recipe.
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Add cocaine you coward
Are posts on here called skeets?
November 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Are posts on here called skeets?