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The neo-Gestapo were outside my house this morning. Thankfully, none of them were terrorizing anyone. But they were all stopped cus one of them got a flat and it was taking 4 of them to change a tire and one person to film the ordeal, for whatever reason. .
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Friendly reminder that we shouldn’t glaze this man because he chooses now to push back on Trump after siding with him and other maga republicans up until very recently. He is as vile as the rest of them.
Won’t forget him tweeting this out right after he won my district and feeling absolutely disgusted to be represented by such a pathetic excuse for a human being. Wish that people would stop glazing him because he chooses now to say something. He is as evil as the rest of them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
saw a woman lock her man out of their car at Wawa this morning because she was upset that he smacked her ass in the middle of the store. I really hope she drove off and left him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
New scam idea: set up a gofundme on behalf of the next white person that goes on a racist tirade that gets them fired from their job, watch the hundreds of thousands roll in from other racists, close the campaign, cash out, and disappear.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My fyp is flooded with video of people living in their cars to save money and how it was a conscious choice. That’s fine, but this is not something that happens in places where there is stability and everything isn’t god awfully expensive. It’s not normal.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My favorite part of my upcoming wedding is the fact that one of my bff’s who is an officiant through the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be conducting the ceremony and I am going to have to explain to my grandparents why he has to wear a colander for it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I made a lighthearted joke about this place on the cities subreddit and how we probably don’t need another bar at an intersection that has a bar or restaurant at every corner and all the way up the block and people tore me up! Called me a loser, fat and told me they were going to fuck my mom.
A new swanky “social darts” spot opened in my city. Never thought someone would try and gentrify the experience of throwing darts in a local bar, but here we are. And it’s complete with drinks that start at $16 (or $14 for n/a, which is the kind of greed they talk about in the Bible)
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Finally got around to buying pants that actually fit me since I had nothing that came even remotely close in my wardrobe. The brown pants fit me without a belt only a year ago. I just bought the jeans today.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A new swanky “social darts” spot opened in my city. Never thought someone would try and gentrify the experience of throwing darts in a local bar, but here we are. And it’s complete with drinks that start at $16 (or $14 for n/a, which is the kind of greed they talk about in the Bible)
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
idk man. These people must be punished when the admin is toppled, but I can think of many much better uses of my tax dollars than to pay to keep these losers rotting in a cell for the rest of their pathetic lives. I don’t think they deserve the time to try and repent.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
anti-Italian discrimination strikes again 🥀
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
now that I’m in the midst of planning my own wedding, I’m realizing what a huge waste of money it is. I don’t know enough people to justify spending $10k+ for a 5-6 hour party. Especially in this economy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my mom told me about how she was getting tatted one time and this girl who got her initials on her chest started bitching at the artist because she said she looked in the mirror and the initials were backwards.

same vibes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
need advice.
getting married soon and would love to change my last name to sever any ties I have to my father, but I am also aware of the bullshit women who changed their name have to go through to get proper ID’s after. Should I just keep my maiden name?
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
One thing I find ironic about the bug tradwife influencers is that they are the true breadwinners of the family because none of their husbands are employed. They’re essentially props in their wives tiktok vids.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also, get ready for a lot of products to get more expensive. More companies will be paying for their food to be certified by independent orgs to show its good quality. They will no doubt pass that on to the consumer since truly safe, quality food will no longer be the government standard.
If you can afford it, get products that are certified kosher. Especially produce. It’s subject to strict standards and ensures safe quality food. I’ve seen more rabbi’s at work than I have inspectors from the usda.
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yup
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you can afford it, get products that are certified kosher. Especially produce. It’s subject to strict standards and ensures safe quality food. I’ve seen more rabbi’s at work than I have inspectors from the usda.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We get brown anoles that come in on our trucks from Florida all the time at work. I’m about to go out and buy all the supplies you need to care for a lizard because the next time I see one it’s coming home with me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“You shouldn’t refrigerate your bread because it’ll go stale faster! 🤓”
Have you seen the state of the economy right now? This nice bread that I bought from the grocery store 2 weeks ago would have started molding 2 day after I got it. We frugal in this bitch!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
this is the movie that taught me about media manipulation and deceptive editing at 10 years old.
I promise this isn’t what i actually typed in gang wtf
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by G 🪴
When sex is exchanged for money, it collides with two deeply entrenched cultural beliefs: that sex should be private, moralized, and tied to love, and that women’s labor should be undervalued or unpaid.

Selling sex disrupts both of those norms at once, which invites judgment and distortion.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maid should be expanded to include those suffering from treatment resistant depression. It is cruel and unreasonable to expect someone suffering so greatly to keep going.
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am serious when I say protect zohran mamdani at all costs.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In other news, water is wet.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM