Proportion of children in state schools in the UK who speak English as their first language: more than 0%

Proportion of Nigel Farage's children, wives and other partners who speak English as their first language: exactly 0%

Robot vacuums are great for keeping on top of the majority of dirt but you'll be grateful for Henry when you need to clean awkward areas. Treat him to a new nozzle attachment.

Looks delicious! 🤤

One more lane, bro. Just one more lane and traffic will be fixed, bro, just one more, two tops, bro.

Sooooooooo, someone remind me but... that whole (((triple parentheses thing))) has a meaning, right? Like... not a nice meaning IIRC.

I kinda feel bad pressing the "like" button on this kind of comment. There should be a button for "yowza" or something.

That reminds me of my favorite Charlie Brooker quote:

"A lot of people think right-wingers aren't capable of being amusing at all. Not true. Mussolini looked hilarious swinging from that lamppost."

I know two people who - I shit you not - voted for Brexit because they hate Muslims (an aside but IMHO when people claim to be concerned about migration, what they often really mean is this). Anyway, they both grudgingly acknowledge that Brexit has increased migration, so it might be an easy sell.

In case anyone is wondering what a "clippie" is, this video explains it pretty well:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGYO...

And they're like, where could you be found.

Go to htts://xkcd.com and press-hold on the image. In most browsers, the alt text will appear at the top of the popup menu. In this case, it's reads:

'"Want to feel old?" "Yes."'

I should clarify, I was talking about the alt text on the website rather than on here.

That alt text though.

That's broadly the idea of "fifteen-minute cities", but whenever that comes up it usually gets shouted down by the tin-foil hat brigade and squarks from pro-oil types.

Doesn't do anything any savvy person couldn't reasonably achieve with a standard USB stick and a handful of thermite.

Signed.

Every pet I've ever had has picked me as their favourite. The fact that I sometimes let them eat squirty cream straight from the nozzle may or may not be a factor. "Mehmehmeh you're not supposed to mehmehmeh" fuck off I do not care they all died very old and very happy.