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This fucking guy.
Proportion of children in state schools in the UK who speak English as their first language: more than 0%

Proportion of Nigel Farage's children, wives and other partners who speak English as their first language: exactly 0%
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Robot vacuums are great for keeping on top of the majority of dirt but you'll be grateful for Henry when you need to clean awkward areas. Treat him to a new nozzle attachment.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Looks delicious! 🤤
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One more lane, bro. Just one more lane and traffic will be fixed, bro, just one more, two tops, bro.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sooooooooo, someone remind me but... that whole (((triple parentheses thing))) has a meaning, right? Like... not a nice meaning IIRC.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I kinda feel bad pressing the "like" button on this kind of comment. There should be a button for "yowza" or something.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That reminds me of my favorite Charlie Brooker quote:

"A lot of people think right-wingers aren't capable of being amusing at all. Not true. Mussolini looked hilarious swinging from that lamppost."
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know two people who - I shit you not - voted for Brexit because they hate Muslims (an aside but IMHO when people claim to be concerned about migration, what they often really mean is this). Anyway, they both grudgingly acknowledge that Brexit has increased migration, so it might be an easy sell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In case anyone is wondering what a "clippie" is, this video explains it pretty well:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGYO...
Quentin's Day out
YouTube video by Quentin Smirhes
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And they're like, where could you be found.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Go to htts://xkcd.com and press-hold on the image. In most browsers, the alt text will appear at the top of the popup menu. In this case, it's reads:

'"Want to feel old?" "Yes."'
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I should clarify, I was talking about the alt text on the website rather than on here.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That alt text though.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That's broadly the idea of "fifteen-minute cities", but whenever that comes up it usually gets shouted down by the tin-foil hat brigade and squarks from pro-oil types.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Doesn't do anything any savvy person couldn't reasonably achieve with a standard USB stick and a handful of thermite.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Signed.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Every pet I've ever had has picked me as their favourite. The fact that I sometimes let them eat squirty cream straight from the nozzle may or may not be a factor. "Mehmehmeh you're not supposed to mehmehmeh" fuck off I do not care they all died very old and very happy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM