RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
Science, art, nature and humour. Vegan and married. 🇦🇺🇫🇮🐢 Ralph.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
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RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
· Jan 17
Death Shows Up | Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Popcorn Picks
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Don't eat the salmon.
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All Night Loud
YouTube video by The Cat Empire - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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#poetry
#feelings
#lifeanddeath
All stars will cease to twinkle
Leaving a chasm in the night
Where even rememberings will disappear
- Nonny Maus
#feelings
#lifeanddeath
All stars will cease to twinkle
Leaving a chasm in the night
Where even rememberings will disappear
- Nonny Maus
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
#poetry
#feelings
#lifeanddeath
All stars will cease to twinkle
Leaving a chasm in the night
Where even rememberings will disappear
- Nonny Maus
#feelings
#lifeanddeath
All stars will cease to twinkle
Leaving a chasm in the night
Where even rememberings will disappear
- Nonny Maus
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December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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the good thing about vibrators is that you can throw it in the drawer when you’re done and not talk to it the rest of the day
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
the good thing about vibrators is that you can throw it in the drawer when you’re done and not talk to it the rest of the day
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Handle With Care
YouTube video by Traveling Wilburys - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
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The Sound of Silence (feat. Joy)
YouTube video by Nini Music - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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#AlphabetChallenge
#Week XforXmas
The usual Christmas tree has been somewhat cut down... But cuter now
#Week XforXmas
The usual Christmas tree has been somewhat cut down... But cuter now
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
#AlphabetChallenge
#Week XforXmas
The usual Christmas tree has been somewhat cut down... But cuter now
#Week XforXmas
The usual Christmas tree has been somewhat cut down... But cuter now
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I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
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I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
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I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
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Well done , Fred. We can all relax now. That always NOT WALDO on the Venezuelan boats… Search is over, Folks. This way to the egress .
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Well done , Fred. We can all relax now. That always NOT WALDO on the Venezuelan boats… Search is over, Folks. This way to the egress .
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The ceiling of the Count Basie theatre
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The ceiling of the Count Basie theatre
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Did any of these actually attend school ??
They are LIARS and they have serious problems with numbers. ‼️💯‼️
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Did any of these actually attend school ??
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FIFA ‘ PEACE PRIZE ‘
Just hours after Caribbean boat strikes
Dec 4, The U.S. military has conducted another deadly strike on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Caribbean, killing four
Dec 5, FIFA president Gianni Infantino gives Trump
a FIFA ‘ Peace Prize ‘
Scandalous & Vulgar
Just hours after Caribbean boat strikes
Dec 4, The U.S. military has conducted another deadly strike on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Caribbean, killing four
Dec 5, FIFA president Gianni Infantino gives Trump
a FIFA ‘ Peace Prize ‘
Scandalous & Vulgar
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
FIFA ‘ PEACE PRIZE ‘
Just hours after Caribbean boat strikes
Dec 4, The U.S. military has conducted another deadly strike on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Caribbean, killing four
Dec 5, FIFA president Gianni Infantino gives Trump
a FIFA ‘ Peace Prize ‘
Scandalous & Vulgar
Just hours after Caribbean boat strikes
Dec 4, The U.S. military has conducted another deadly strike on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Caribbean, killing four
Dec 5, FIFA president Gianni Infantino gives Trump
a FIFA ‘ Peace Prize ‘
Scandalous & Vulgar
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My new name and profile pic. Coming Soon!
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My new name and profile pic. Coming Soon!
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The school of life is the most expensive education you'll ever have.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The school of life is the most expensive education you'll ever have.
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Allow things to be as they are
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Allow things to be as they are