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Vastly prefer democracy to whatever the Republicans are trying to turn government into.
Long suffering Jets fan
Vastly prefer democracy to whatever the Republicans are trying to turn government into.
Sadly, Ron Jeremy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Sadly, Ron Jeremy.
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This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
Tesla stock is priced like a meme stock, not a growth stock. Even at a quarter of its current price, Tesla would be priced like a meme stock, not a growth stock. As the stock of a company with declining revenues for the foreseeable future, it's overpriced by about 98%.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Tesla stock is priced like a meme stock, not a growth stock. Even at a quarter of its current price, Tesla would be priced like a meme stock, not a growth stock. As the stock of a company with declining revenues for the foreseeable future, it's overpriced by about 98%.
In related news, Las Vegas brothels have started placing ads for very young looking 18 year old boys.
January 24, 2026 at 7:37 AM
In related news, Las Vegas brothels have started placing ads for very young looking 18 year old boys.
I've been saying for a long time that the key to understanding Trump's view of the world is that he treats every interaction as a zero sum interaction. Unless he makes someone else lose he can never feel that anything he does is successful, and the more he makes someone else lose, the more he wins.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I've been saying for a long time that the key to understanding Trump's view of the world is that he treats every interaction as a zero sum interaction. Unless he makes someone else lose he can never feel that anything he does is successful, and the more he makes someone else lose, the more he wins.
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Patrick Healy and Joseph Kahn insist their job is to challenges their audience's assumptions; like "should officers of the state be allowed to do a little murder in cold blood, as a treat?"
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Patrick Healy and Joseph Kahn insist their job is to challenges their audience's assumptions; like "should officers of the state be allowed to do a little murder in cold blood, as a treat?"
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With permission from the person who took the video, I gave it to real journalists, not fascist mouthpieces
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
With permission from the person who took the video, I gave it to real journalists, not fascist mouthpieces
Next Monday works fine, so long as he's still breathing. No posthumous burial at Arlington for Trump could ever be appropriate.
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Next Monday works fine, so long as he's still breathing. No posthumous burial at Arlington for Trump could ever be appropriate.
To be fair, the actual value of the item is probably below the threshold price that makes it an allowable gift for a government employee to keep. Trump is incapable of noticing the difference, so it's probably along the lines of a lightly modified $12.99 costume crown from K-Mart.
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
To be fair, the actual value of the item is probably below the threshold price that makes it an allowable gift for a government employee to keep. Trump is incapable of noticing the difference, so it's probably along the lines of a lightly modified $12.99 costume crown from K-Mart.
Be fair now; while he's done some inefficient cardio while hanging from a bar and trying, unsuccessfully to knock himself silly with a shot to the jaw from the bar, Hegseth hasn't done a single actual pull-up for social media.
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Be fair now; while he's done some inefficient cardio while hanging from a bar and trying, unsuccessfully to knock himself silly with a shot to the jaw from the bar, Hegseth hasn't done a single actual pull-up for social media.