Ryan Major
rmajor.bsky.social
Ryan Major
@rmajor.bsky.social
Middle school history teacher. Book lover. Knicks basketball.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/ryan_major
Commanded by Robert E. Lee or…?
WASHINGTON (AP) — South Carolina, Ohio also sending National Guard troops to DC in further escalation of federal intervention in Dem city.
August 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
RIP to a King of the Hill legend
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Michael Douglas would like a word
You can't overdose on eating pussy and if any ladies want to help me out here I will PROVE IT
July 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
People just keep agreeing to be embarrassed, lucky us
June 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The day after reactions are nearly better than the victory itself. All the ideal people are angry at Mamdani’s win
June 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
$250,000 to hedge a bet Jesus Christ imagine
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hope and progress can be a successful message even in this era. Exciting stuff
June 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Cynically, this Padilla incident has inspired so much Congressional Dem response because their sense of exceptionalism has been shattered. They’re far less shaken when it’s the average American being handled by the police in such a manner. But now they’re not above the thuggish violence
June 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Went to the stadium after the game, vibes were absolutely immaculate
May 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Man I love the Knicks
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
May 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Crazy how effective saying “fuck you, no” is to Trump
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Great stuff, we need other senators to do the same for their constituents
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I used to teach my 7th graders about the insane but short-lived Alien and Sedition Acts and yet now it’s a current event lesson
April 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’d love to fuck him and his worldview up all at once
April 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lmao
April 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hitting the gap in a crowded Grand Central feeling like prime Le’Veon Bell
March 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sources have told me he was too tired from recording the pod to filibuster the CR bill
God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Watched a dude throw his gum on the subway floor (gross) but then forget and put his bag right on top of it (hilarious)
March 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
JP fuckin’ Mateta, what a beauty #CPFC
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
16 episodes into my first watch of Prison Break and I’ve already shaved my head lmao
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wearing my grandpa’s cufflinks wonder if he ever hit the pen in a bathroom stall at a wedding
December 8, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Just finished Hard Rain Falling by Don Carpenter and I can tell this book will stay with me for a long while
November 23, 2024 at 8:34 PM