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Rach 🖤
@rizzleyy.bsky.social
31. Scotland. Mama of two and a wee emo kid at heart. Also a secret lover of trash reality TV.
The wains got a pack of googly eyes and my laptop has fallen victim 🤣
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Did anyone else in Edinburgh just get the emergency alert on their phone? Feels like the fuckin purge is coming or something 😭
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
31 year old and I'm actually a wee bit feart for this storm tomorrow 😅
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So my limited understanding of US politics is that it's basically The Boys come to life?

El*n M*sk doing a nazi salute and people are cheering??? Frightening
January 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is my proudest day as a mother
January 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Finally getting in on the ACOTAR hype ✌️
December 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
My daughter just handed me a couple of chocolate coins and said it's "girl dinner" hahahaha

(I say it sarcastically a fair bit and she's obv picked up on it 😭)
December 19, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Early Christmas pressie from Kyle and am chuffed to bits x
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Sorry guys but how frickin cute is my cat!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
The atheism leaving my body whenever any rendition of O, Holy Night comes on
winnie the pooh is sitting on the back of another winnie the pooh .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the back of another winnie the pooh .
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December 5, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I am living for Kathy driving a 6 figure car around town with fancy little pillows, she is totally in her own world
a woman in a blue shirt is saying absolutely beautiful
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is saying absolutely beautiful
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December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Absolutely outrageous that my 4 year old has dominated my Spotify, I don't even listen to Waterparks 😭
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
As if I've finished my Christmas shopping on 2nd December?? Who is she??
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The tree is up!! Fully expecting it not to last all the way to Christmas with a kitten and two young kids in the house but we'll see how we go 🤣
December 1, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Just watched THAT Mary and Robert Jr scene in #RHOSLC and all I'll say is I can't believe I've just cried at a housewives episode. That was so raw and real 😭
a drawing of a crying smiley face with water coming out of its eyes .
ALT: a drawing of a crying smiley face with water coming out of its eyes .
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November 29, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Knocked Loose being on Jimmy Kimmel was not on my bingo card but I'm absolutely here for it 🖤
November 29, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Catching up on #RHOSLC and giiiirl Lisa popping off about flying coach is pissing me right off. Did she learn nothing from last year after the ring incident? 😭
a woman in a fur coat is sitting at a table and says shhhh
ALT: a woman in a fur coat is sitting at a table and says shhhh
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November 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Finally got tired of bleaching my hair after 10+ years and have gone back to my emo roots 😎🖤
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Can't believe I used to be scared of cats and thought they were aggressive and now I have one that snuggles in to me like an actual baby 🖤
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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The #RHOBH S14 taglines are here💎 Dorit wins it for me!
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Okay but hear me out:

A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
November 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
My daughter's playdough "Colin the caterpillar cake" is absolute nightmare fuel and I love it 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Finally we have snow!!

My little ones are glued to the window watching it asking if this means Santa's coming now 😭❤️❄️
November 23, 2024 at 8:55 AM