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River Fox
@rivrdog.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️27 he/him
91 gnats will be arriving at your location shortly
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
buck ee's omorashi billboard on I-10 west
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
you heinous cause you anus 😨
September 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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me: i feel like i can't really express myself online properly because the panopticon is too real and sometimes the idea of it just intimidates to the point of paralyzing dread

transfem björk: i just did my sjot
August 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
time is a hole
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
don't forget clarity of purpose
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
yeah im on the speculum
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
oh wait this might actually be my circus haha. and uh. i may in fact be one of the monkeys.
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Off the gelfsauce, behaving regrettably
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
boys go to college to get more stupider girl go to jupiter because it suited her
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
in a better world those girls in middle school who developed extremely stylized and precise handwriting would be tagging tank cars
July 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
scanner collages
July 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i thought going in the pit in socks and sandals was gonna be a bad idea little did i kno it would be the falling down twice and getting kicked in the head that got me
July 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
went on a 4 day diy tour w my band now i have to try to ride the high from that as long as i can
July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i could create gourd heaven in my backyard
June 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
even the sensitive white boys have face tattoos now. what is to be done. what is to be done about it all.
June 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
this site sux for shitposting
June 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ontogenesis
June 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
last few months have seen me develop an insuppressible desire to own a pair of cowboy boots
June 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my hometown.... shaped who i am. but it prevents me from becoming who i want to be. I will move to the next town over. then i can reinvent myself. *takes out another candy cigarette from my pack of candy cigarettes*
June 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
auuuugh owww my tragic nature!! ouch!!
June 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM