Five flights on @americanair.bsky.social in the last month. Five delayed takeoffs. I understand that delays happen, but this is truly unacceptable.

Project 2026: Send Stephen Miller to the Hague

I literally laughed aloud.

The only political split that matters - feed everyone on the off chance one person is hungry, or feed no one on the off chance someone undeserving might get fed

The Gemara relates: It was said of Drake that he preferred the young to the old. Kendrick said to him: Do not go to cell block one. As it is written: "Take utmost care" (Deut. 4:9). To what can this matter be compared? To one who hides their little sister from danger.

I deeply need people to use their brains.

Composers: when a singer tells you that a role’s tessitura is uncomfortable, what does that mean to you?

While this is a subtweet, I am also genuinely curious as this is something I have often found composers for voice do not grok unless they are high level singers.

Nothing to really get your heart rate up like the local Holocaust inverter/denier going off about how "white Jews" are the source of all economic woes in your city ON YOM HASHOAH. I hate this timeline.

Ah, the heksher from Vaad HaDingus

👇🎯 A reminder that the careless, colloquial use of "globalist" by so many people in academia & policy & journalism, when they really mean something about "globalization" is incredibly offensive to we, the very tired Jews of the world, because it has been & remains thinly-veiled anti-semitic code.

the last time a president got caught getting his dick sucked, he got in a bunch of trouble????

Every professional presentation I have given has ended with this image as the final slide. It was the year of our lord 2025 when someone finally complained about it (and I think they’re a buzzkill).

I find it disturbing the number of progressive Jews who think that Trump's "pro-Israel" policies are going to do anything other than increase far left antisemitism while doing nothing about his compatriots' antisemitism and resulting in further death in the region.

Every time someone says "Jews don't believe in the afterlife" I yearn for the sweet release of death so I can leave this earth to the very much existing in Jewish texts and sources and legends and lore and culture Jewish afterlife.

Is UHC particularly bad insurance? Numbers say yes. But here’s the thing, all private health insurance is bad insurance.

Yes I am EXTREMELY anxious about [gestures widely].

Please do not bring it up casually if you don’t know me like that. I am running on fake vibes in polite settings

Definitely xkcd.com/2871