Lookit you, wishing away the jobs of handwasherfolk in this economy.

Yeah, but can we go back to calling it a QB keeper? We had a perfectly fine term for it.

But you IS it!

I’m hoping to try it out this weekend. DQ is usually a pretty fun series.

It may serve as a distraction, but really it’s all just a huge, horrible tapestry of awfulness smothering us all.

I think this was the first game where I realized how satisfying sound effects could be. Tapping footsteps, clinking rupees, arrows hitting Armos Knights, all still in my mind.

Waiting for them to rename gamepass to Copilot Pass.

I’m way more interested in whether Captain Kenny Loggins returns to be a DJ.