Río Schmío
@rio-schmio.bsky.social
They/She — 23 — NJD 😈🏒— Music — Languages — Cat worshiper — Critically acclaimed Funny girl (the critic is my fiancé)
People reacting to the ChatGPT update apparently
August 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People reacting to the ChatGPT update apparently
ChatGPT like cant even do math properly and there are people digging out a terminator-apocalypse-proof bunker in their backyard right now
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ChatGPT like cant even do math properly and there are people digging out a terminator-apocalypse-proof bunker in their backyard right now
Tilted my phone at just the right angle with the screen off that I could see my whole keyboard in thumbprints. Thought it was cool/interesting so I tried to take a screenshot and only when the screenshot turned out to be my Home Screen did I realize that the edibles might have kicked in 😟
May 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tilted my phone at just the right angle with the screen off that I could see my whole keyboard in thumbprints. Thought it was cool/interesting so I tried to take a screenshot and only when the screenshot turned out to be my Home Screen did I realize that the edibles might have kicked in 😟
Am I cooking or cooked
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Am I cooking or cooked
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I laugh at his pain because I have empathy for other people.
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I laugh at his pain because I have empathy for other people.
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
My phone only recognizes my face in the dark 😭😭😭
February 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My phone only recognizes my face in the dark 😭😭😭
Fellow people who try to open a door for someone but end up actually blocking the way for them: did you kill yourself right then or did you wait
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fellow people who try to open a door for someone but end up actually blocking the way for them: did you kill yourself right then or did you wait
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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
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Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
Dropped weed. Started fire. Can this day be over already
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dropped weed. Started fire. Can this day be over already
Is Dave Mustaine doing a bit or does he really sing like that
February 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is Dave Mustaine doing a bit or does he really sing like that
Yo static electricity if I ever catch u on the streets…
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yo static electricity if I ever catch u on the streets…
I just shot lightning at my phone I hate static electricity
January 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I just shot lightning at my phone I hate static electricity
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$1,131,794,901
That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.
Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.
That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.
Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
$1,131,794,901
That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.
Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.
That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.
Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.
“2025” is disturbing to look at. Idk. Something about it isn’t right
January 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“2025” is disturbing to look at. Idk. Something about it isn’t right
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Someone named Mr. Beast who subjects random people to insane psychological experiments for money and then broadcasts it all feels like the plot from a Vonnegut short story
January 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone named Mr. Beast who subjects random people to insane psychological experiments for money and then broadcasts it all feels like the plot from a Vonnegut short story
Didn’t we all 😔
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
theonion.com/fda-bans-cap...
theonion.com/fda-bans-cap...
December 31, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Didn’t we all 😔
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Need to do GAYER THINGS next year
December 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Need to do GAYER THINGS next year
If I am supposed to use two cups of epsom salt in each bath why would the package be 2.75 cups that seems silly to me CVS
December 30, 2024 at 3:28 PM
If I am supposed to use two cups of epsom salt in each bath why would the package be 2.75 cups that seems silly to me CVS
“Someone knows how to use google” THATS WHAT ITS FUCKING FOR
December 29, 2024 at 2:08 PM
“Someone knows how to use google” THATS WHAT ITS FUCKING FOR