it’s actually unconscionable that there is not a single professional live taping anywhere of will you cry? from gracie abrams

“you’re a flashback in a film reel on the one screen in my town” ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

i feel about 90% sure that my barista swapped cold brew for undiluted cold brew concentrate this morning

need julien baker and lucy dacus to cover “as good as it gets” from katie gavin/mitski

my pitch: a salad place with salads named like the bobs burger’s specials called: “touch grass”

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it

my smartphone pinky makes me freak out at least once a week.

its a travesty that Fun Home on broadway didn’t get picked up by Disney+ in the height of the live shows & musicals trend

BURN EVERY STRAIGHTENER WITHIN 100 FT OF THIS WOMAN

every week i casually tune into #RHONY and every week i very UNcasually remember that i would lay down my life for jenna lyons.

tonights surprise songs feel like the appropriate excuse to say that I read stone butch blues and i wouldn’t be all that surprised if i found out that someone who wrote i know places / out of the woods / cruel summer / peace (and more) had also read it…

moving bluesky to the same corner of my homescreen twitter was on to try and pavlov myself into better behavior