Riley Owen Columbkille Lynch
rileylynch.bsky.social
Riley Owen Columbkille Lynch
@rileylynch.bsky.social
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
Santa brought a new set of harness patches for Jasper! He’s destroyed the previous ones while scratching his back on the neighborhood bushes. #SiberianHusky
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The nice lady at Dunkin is named Rachel. Today there was a pup cup ready and waiting for Jasper when we came in to get our bacon. She saw my name on the order and set one up for him. J’s a regular there now. 🤣 #HuskyLife
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My Chicago wintertime thirst trap. #Chicago #ThirstTrap
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me to family members: “I love when Jasper gets an oatmeal shampoo treatment at the groomer. When he comes home, he always smells like a Snickerdoodle!”
A family member with multiple degrees from accredited schools: “Uh… what breed is a Snickerdoodle?” #huskylife
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This wasn’t the sultry poultry porno I expected based on the title.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cap’n Kennel Cough doesn’t like being made to wait for attention at the vet. #HuskyLife
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today is the first anniversary of our meeting at a rescue adoption event. We’ve been together ever since. I couldn’t be happier. #HuskyLife #Adoptdontshop
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ICE has sent a dozen vehicles full of anonymous weasels to nab one woman in her car in a parking lot who was probably there to pick up her kids from school. The neighborhood is PISSED. This isn’t America or American. #ICE #ICEraids
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I hate it when Instagram ads make me laugh out loud

Makes me feel like such an easy mark
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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We're just going to keep posting this until we get a National Frank Sinatra and/or Al Pacino Day. youtu.be/eKEwL-10s7E
Columbus Day - How Is This Still A Thing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I buy him a bully stick for every time he has a groomer appointment, because he’s just going to steal one from a random bin on the way out of the store if I don’t. Jasper smells like coconuts now. 🤣🥰 #HuskyLife
October 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
An Arrachera Torta with a side of rice and beans with queso. Because f*ck that guy. #Cicero
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The time has come to start judging the neighborhood Halloween decorations… #HuskyLife
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
An hour ago, the price was $3.60 per gallon. What the heck happened???
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I said “cheese”. He heard THAT. 🤣 #SiberianHusky
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I must admit that after selling my house and all my possessions, stripping down to my socks and smearing myself all over with Uncle Ethelbert’s Mentholated Rapture Cream, I feel kinda silly and a wee bit disappointed. But the cream makes my nether region tingle.
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning, everyone! #sunrise
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We went to Dunkin early this morning, and we met a lady in the dining area who is a veterinary nurse. She went crazy over Jasper, saying that he’s the exact kind of dog that she wants. She has a pittie that is very much like J temperamentally, but she really wants to get a Husky. 🤗❤️#HuskyLife
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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🪬🧿Liar Starter - Kash Patel (you get the music reference)

#grayscale #americanflag #sweater #tunnel #light #liar #patriotic #alttext
September 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We love the brown sugar bacon at Dunkin. 🤷‍♂️🥰🥰🥰 #SiberianHusky
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Robert Redford dead at 89: Oscar-winning All The President's Men star died at Utah home - Daily Mail
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM