Riley Owen Columbkille Lynch
@rileylynch.bsky.social
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
Our Uber Pet driver showed up three minutes after the request was made, and we were magically upgraded to Uber Comfort. The driver knew us and wanted to see Jasper very badly. He said that Jasper is his favorite Uber Pet client. Truthfully, we hear that a lot! 🥰🥰🥰
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Our Uber Pet driver showed up three minutes after the request was made, and we were magically upgraded to Uber Comfort. The driver knew us and wanted to see Jasper very badly. He said that Jasper is his favorite Uber Pet client. Truthfully, we hear that a lot! 🥰🥰🥰
Today was Jasper’s first day back at camp after a month away to recuperate from kennel cough. He ran and played until he was tired, and then after he got home he went to bed an hour early. I think he had a good day. 🥰 #huskylife
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Today was Jasper’s first day back at camp after a month away to recuperate from kennel cough. He ran and played until he was tired, and then after he got home he went to bed an hour early. I think he had a good day. 🥰 #huskylife
Santa brought a new set of harness patches for Jasper! He’s destroyed the previous ones while scratching his back on the neighborhood bushes. #SiberianHusky
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Santa brought a new set of harness patches for Jasper! He’s destroyed the previous ones while scratching his back on the neighborhood bushes. #SiberianHusky
The nice lady at Dunkin is named Rachel. Today there was a pup cup ready and waiting for Jasper when we came in to get our bacon. She saw my name on the order and set one up for him. J’s a regular there now. 🤣 #HuskyLife
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The nice lady at Dunkin is named Rachel. Today there was a pup cup ready and waiting for Jasper when we came in to get our bacon. She saw my name on the order and set one up for him. J’s a regular there now. 🤣 #HuskyLife
My Chicago wintertime thirst trap. #Chicago #ThirstTrap
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My Chicago wintertime thirst trap. #Chicago #ThirstTrap
Me to family members: “I love when Jasper gets an oatmeal shampoo treatment at the groomer. When he comes home, he always smells like a Snickerdoodle!”
A family member with multiple degrees from accredited schools: “Uh… what breed is a Snickerdoodle?” #huskylife
A family member with multiple degrees from accredited schools: “Uh… what breed is a Snickerdoodle?” #huskylife
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me to family members: “I love when Jasper gets an oatmeal shampoo treatment at the groomer. When he comes home, he always smells like a Snickerdoodle!”
A family member with multiple degrees from accredited schools: “Uh… what breed is a Snickerdoodle?” #huskylife
A family member with multiple degrees from accredited schools: “Uh… what breed is a Snickerdoodle?” #huskylife
It’s like the time when they made Leona Helmsley an honorary UNICEF Ambassador.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s like the time when they made Leona Helmsley an honorary UNICEF Ambassador.
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
This wasn’t the sultry poultry porno I expected based on the title.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This wasn’t the sultry poultry porno I expected based on the title.
That’s some amazing four-dimensional putzery.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That’s some amazing four-dimensional putzery.
Cap’n Kennel Cough doesn’t like being made to wait for attention at the vet. #HuskyLife
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Cap’n Kennel Cough doesn’t like being made to wait for attention at the vet. #HuskyLife
Today is the first anniversary of our meeting at a rescue adoption event. We’ve been together ever since. I couldn’t be happier. #HuskyLife #Adoptdontshop
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Today is the first anniversary of our meeting at a rescue adoption event. We’ve been together ever since. I couldn’t be happier. #HuskyLife #Adoptdontshop
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I hate it when Instagram ads make me laugh out loud
Makes me feel like such an easy mark
Makes me feel like such an easy mark
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I hate it when Instagram ads make me laugh out loud
Makes me feel like such an easy mark
Makes me feel like such an easy mark
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We're just going to keep posting this until we get a National Frank Sinatra and/or Al Pacino Day. youtu.be/eKEwL-10s7E
Columbus Day - How Is This Still A Thing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We're just going to keep posting this until we get a National Frank Sinatra and/or Al Pacino Day. youtu.be/eKEwL-10s7E
I buy him a bully stick for every time he has a groomer appointment, because he’s just going to steal one from a random bin on the way out of the store if I don’t. Jasper smells like coconuts now. 🤣🥰 #HuskyLife
October 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I buy him a bully stick for every time he has a groomer appointment, because he’s just going to steal one from a random bin on the way out of the store if I don’t. Jasper smells like coconuts now. 🤣🥰 #HuskyLife
The time has come to start judging the neighborhood Halloween decorations… #HuskyLife
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The time has come to start judging the neighborhood Halloween decorations… #HuskyLife
An hour ago, the price was $3.60 per gallon. What the heck happened???
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
An hour ago, the price was $3.60 per gallon. What the heck happened???
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
I said “cheese”. He heard THAT. 🤣 #SiberianHusky
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I said “cheese”. He heard THAT. 🤣 #SiberianHusky
I must admit that after selling my house and all my possessions, stripping down to my socks and smearing myself all over with Uncle Ethelbert’s Mentholated Rapture Cream, I feel kinda silly and a wee bit disappointed. But the cream makes my nether region tingle.
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I must admit that after selling my house and all my possessions, stripping down to my socks and smearing myself all over with Uncle Ethelbert’s Mentholated Rapture Cream, I feel kinda silly and a wee bit disappointed. But the cream makes my nether region tingle.
