Ridiculocracy
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www.ridiculocracy.com
Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democratic...
New White House joke book is out!: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
New White House joke book is out!: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
They're now turning "your mom" into an official joke book, to be sold in the Monica Lewinsky merch store in the WH:
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
www.ridiculocracy.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They're now turning "your mom" into an official joke book, to be sold in the Monica Lewinsky merch store in the WH:
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/your-mom-t...
Speaking to reporters in front of a worn “STOP THE STEAL” banner with “AGAIN” written in Sharpie, Trump insisted that, “The Fake News says we lost, but it was Opposite Day, folks. Everyone knows it. Reverse fraud. We also picked up five House seats in California.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Speaking to reporters in front of a worn “STOP THE STEAL” banner with “AGAIN” written in Sharpie, Trump insisted that, “The Fake News says we lost, but it was Opposite Day, folks. Everyone knows it. Reverse fraud. We also picked up five House seats in California.”
And wait till they see the other planned renovations. They won't be happy: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
And wait till they see the other planned renovations. They won't be happy: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
The East Wing is just the beginning of the renovations: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
www.ridiculocracy.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The East Wing is just the beginning of the renovations: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
They'll be back though. The East Wing is just the beginning of the renovations: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
www.ridiculocracy.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They'll be back though. The East Wing is just the beginning of the renovations: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
The East Wing is just the beginning of these kinds of moves: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
www.ridiculocracy.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The East Wing is just the beginning of these kinds of moves: www.ridiculocracy.com/p/after-the-...
“It’ll be just a few more minutes, I’m sure. The future is bright: oat milk and organic quinoa for everyone, workers in control of the means of production…”
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“It’ll be just a few more minutes, I’m sure. The future is bright: oat milk and organic quinoa for everyone, workers in control of the means of production…”
“We lost to ‘Chad’ in 2000, a disastrous war in 2004, and twice to a misogynist authoritarian ALL CAPS tweeter.”
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but we know it bends toward us.”
“Eventually.”
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but we know it bends toward us.”
“Eventually.”
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“We lost to ‘Chad’ in 2000, a disastrous war in 2004, and twice to a misogynist authoritarian ALL CAPS tweeter.”
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but we know it bends toward us.”
“Eventually.”
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but we know it bends toward us.”
“Eventually.”