Ridiculocracy
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Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
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What is Ridiculocracy (www.ridiculocracy.com)?
A satirical newsletter that seeks to provide comic relief from the absurdity of American politics.
As a regime type, it is “a polity that has slipped into the absurd, unmoored from its founding values and common sense.”
Please subscribe!
A satirical newsletter that seeks to provide comic relief from the absurdity of American politics.
As a regime type, it is “a polity that has slipped into the absurd, unmoored from its founding values and common sense.”
Please subscribe!
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
After Shutdown, Federal Workers Start Charging the Government for Services
“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
#shutdown #federal #HustleHard
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“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
#shutdown #federal #HustleHard
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After Shutdown, Federal Workers Start Charging the Government for Services
“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
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November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
After Shutdown, Federal Workers Start Charging the Government for Services
“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
#shutdown #federal #HustleHard
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“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
#shutdown #federal #HustleHard
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Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite section at a carnival?
A: The concessions.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: The concessions.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite section at a carnival?
A: The concessions.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: The concessions.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: Climbing down.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: Climbing down.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite dog trick?
A: Roll over!
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: Roll over!
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite dog trick?
A: Roll over!
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: Roll over!
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite baked good?
A: A crumble.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: A crumble.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Q: What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite baked good?
A: A crumble.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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A: A crumble.
#democrats #shutdown #concessions #defectors
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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
#Satire #yourmom #whitehousejokebook #Transparency
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Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
#Satire #yourmom #whitehousejokebook #Transparency
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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
#Satire #yourmom #whitehousejokebook #Transparency
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Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
#Satire #yourmom #whitehousejokebook #Transparency
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Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
#oppositeday #stopthesteal #overexuberance #yourmom
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Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
#oppositeday #stopthesteal #overexuberance #yourmom
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Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
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November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
#oppositeday #stopthesteal #overexuberance #yourmom
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Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
#oppositeday #stopthesteal #overexuberance #yourmom
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New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
#Disinformation #WhiteHouse
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#Disinformation #WhiteHouse
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New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
PLUS: Try Your Hand at the Caption Contest!
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November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
#Disinformation #WhiteHouse
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#Disinformation #WhiteHouse
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By Don Keys and Samuel Beckett, Democratic Party Correspondents
Wilderness, USA – “I’m telling you, it’s coming,” said Vladimir, a Democratic strategist. “The Emerging Democratic Majority. Demography is destiny. We’re at the dawn of a new progressive era!”
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Wilderness, USA – “I’m telling you, it’s coming,” said Vladimir, a Democratic strategist. “The Emerging Democratic Majority. Demography is destiny. We’re at the dawn of a new progressive era!”
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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
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October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
By Don Keys and Samuel Beckett, Democratic Party Correspondents
Wilderness, USA – “I’m telling you, it’s coming,” said Vladimir, a Democratic strategist. “The Emerging Democratic Majority. Demography is destiny. We’re at the dawn of a new progressive era!”
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/democrats-...
Wilderness, USA – “I’m telling you, it’s coming,” said Vladimir, a Democratic strategist. “The Emerging Democratic Majority. Demography is destiny. We’re at the dawn of a new progressive era!”
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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
#samuelbeckett #waitingforgodot #emergingmajority
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“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
#samuelbeckett #waitingforgodot #emergingmajority
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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
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October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
#samuelbeckett #waitingforgodot #emergingmajority
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“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
#samuelbeckett #waitingforgodot #emergingmajority
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How well do you know your internal security/police forces?
All my current and former #StateDepartment, #USAID, #IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
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All my current and former #StateDepartment, #USAID, #IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
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Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
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October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How well do you know your internal security/police forces?
All my current and former #StateDepartment, #USAID, #IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
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All my current and former #StateDepartment, #USAID, #IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
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October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Limited time! 50% off Ridiculocracy for new annual subscribers!
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Have fun reading the "news" again.
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How well do you know your internal security/police forces?
All my current and former State, USAID, IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/know-your-...
All my current and former State, USAID, IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/know-your-...
Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
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October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How well do you know your internal security/police forces?
All my current and former State, USAID, IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
www.ridiculocracy.com/p/know-your-...
All my current and former State, USAID, IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:
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October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
#Trump2028 #Trump #MRI #dementia #22amendment
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“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
#Trump2028 #Trump #MRI #dementia #22amendment
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Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
#Trump2028 #Trump #MRI #dementia #22amendment
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“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
#Trump2028 #Trump #MRI #dementia #22amendment
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October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #renovations
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Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #renovations
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After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #renovations
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Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #renovations
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The seeds of the “Yes Kings!” rally were sown during Trump’s state visit to the United Kingdom. Trump and Chuck bonded over a love of genuflection, extramarital affairs, and the idea that democracy “wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”
#NoKings #yeskings
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#NoKings #yeskings
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October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The seeds of the “Yes Kings!” rally were sown during Trump’s state visit to the United Kingdom. Trump and Chuck bonded over a love of genuflection, extramarital affairs, and the idea that democracy “wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”
#NoKings #yeskings
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#NoKings #yeskings
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The "Yass Queens!" solidarity drag rally will meet up with the coronation procession at the Capitol.
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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
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October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The "Yass Queens!" solidarity drag rally will meet up with the coronation procession at the Capitol.
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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
#Trump #Kingcharlesiii #Strongman #yeskings #NoKings #yassqueens #sixseven
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Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
#Trump #Kingcharlesiii #Strongman #yeskings #NoKings #yassqueens #sixseven
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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
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October 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
#Trump #Kingcharlesiii #Strongman #yeskings #NoKings #yassqueens #sixseven
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Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
#Trump #Kingcharlesiii #Strongman #yeskings #NoKings #yassqueens #sixseven
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Ahead of thousands of “No Kings” rallies Oct 18, House Speaker Mike Johnson sat down with Ridiculocracy to explain what keeps him up at night.
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#mikejohnson #nightmare #antifa
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#mikejohnson #nightmare #antifa
No Kings and Other Nightmares: What Scares Mike Johnson
“There’s No Bill of Rights in the Bible”
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October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ahead of thousands of “No Kings” rallies Oct 18, House Speaker Mike Johnson sat down with Ridiculocracy to explain what keeps him up at night.
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#mikejohnson #nightmare #antifa
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#mikejohnson #nightmare #antifa
Facing a Republican Agencies offensive, the Confederacy has decamped to blue states and is employing insurgent tactics alongside fired #USAID employees in #ANTIFA (Aid Nerds Taking Initiative For America), a designated #DomesticTerrorist Organization.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Facing a Republican Agencies offensive, the Confederacy has decamped to blue states and is employing insurgent tactics alongside fired #USAID employees in #ANTIFA (Aid Nerds Taking Initiative For America), a designated #DomesticTerrorist Organization.
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#Trump declares "Interagency Insurrection" and issues "Bureaucratic Emancipation Proclamation" after the Confederacy of Democrat Agencies secedes from the Executive Branch.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#Trump declares "Interagency Insurrection" and issues "Bureaucratic Emancipation Proclamation" after the Confederacy of Democrat Agencies secedes from the Executive Branch.
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