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Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
President Trump's recent cognitive test.

#Trump #MRI #EarlyOnset

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October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The seeds of the “Yes Kings!” rally were sown during Trump’s state visit to the United Kingdom. Trump and Chuck bonded over a love of genuflection, extramarital affairs, and the idea that democracy “wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

#NoKings #yeskings

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October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Facing a Republican Agencies offensive, the Confederacy has decamped to blue states and is employing insurgent tactics alongside fired #USAID employees in #ANTIFA (Aid Nerds Taking Initiative For America), a designated #DomesticTerrorist Organization.

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October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#Trump declares "Interagency Insurrection" and issues "Bureaucratic Emancipation Proclamation" after the Confederacy of Democrat Agencies secedes from the Executive Branch.

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October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ridiculocracy is now #2 on Substack's rising humor newsletters!
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Vigilante Sparkle: part of ICE's new fall line

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September 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Donald Duck and Epstein actually "go way back," which is why he wrote and signed the birthday letter to Epstein, according to Mr. Duck.

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September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
RFK Jr will ensure federal data “feel right” and are “obedient.”

Treasury: tariff revenue will erase national debt by 2028.

DOJ: zero crimes committed by Trump supporters in 2025 — revised negative after January 6 pardons.

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September 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
RFK Jr and Bureau of Loyal Statistics:

Fluoride free homeopathic regression model shows 2.2 million jobs created in August.

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September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
R. Kelly debuted his new album with Ghislaine Maxwell: "Pardon Me". Songs include:

🔢“Age is Just a Number (Until the FBI Shows Up)” (#1 on the Jailhouse Rock charts)

🛫“Private Jet, Public Shame” (#3)

🧑“Mentoring, Not Grooming” (#4)

🏝️“Elite Retreat” (#8)

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September 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Kylie and Laura's new fragrance:
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Why do Republican presidents always want to look into Putin's eyes? They eyes are the window to the soul, you know...they can also hypnotize.

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August 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In addition to "fascist," "autocratic," and "authoritarian," America has also become what political scientists call a "Ridiculocracy"
August 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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To resist #DCtakeover, District Defiant resistance sends homeless to Mar-a-Lago!

#florida #maralago #districtdefiant #washdc #homeless
August 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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