Interviewer: Will you oppose the pee drinking bill?
Hakeem Jeffries: I will oppose higher costs. I hope Republicans will meet us at the negotiating table!

I’m not throwing away my shot to Pokémon go to see this!

This is Bob Again Carney Jr. erasure.

I am eagerly awaiting the analysis of slamming only in the back of his Dragula. As if Dragula can even be owned by one person.

Looking forward to all of the top notch Bee Movie content that CBS is going to provide from here on out.

I believe this federally protects the Spruce Tree as a bald eagle habitat.

Finally, a Joe Rogan for the Left… for the Center! Those guys are gonna get 10 million dollars from the DNC!

Also, I thought Starbucks was waging a war on Christmas. Why is that lady even there when she could be choking down whatever from Chik Fil A. And nothing like “I’m not causing a scene, you’re causing a scene!” When you’re the one who’s filming…

Now we know how many trolls it takes to fill Mora City Hall

Sandra Burdock’s finest role outside of Miss Beangeniality

I know they never had anything to say about this last time he ran, but I wonder if they might this time? From the 2022 Jensen/Birk State Fair booth:

I know you can’t shame the shameless, but I wonder how this little chestnut will hold up for this election cycle?