Richard Ellis
richardsellis.bsky.social
Richard Ellis
@richardsellis.bsky.social
Nerd stuff and dogs. Sometimes poems. He/Him
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Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Does anyone know how Instagram works?
October 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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WTF is wrong with AI advocates ?
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Polyvalent helmet.
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't really know how best to word this but hearing the weedy parp of a muted horn ignites in me an unrelenting horniness for strong brown drinks
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Pink lizardmen hell yeah
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I'm pranging out a bit this morning and some guy just got on the bus who looks like Viggo the Carpathian and smells like Chinese Five Spice
September 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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I bet he wishes he’d thought of that
September 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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That's a very cool piece, well worth the accolades, and i'm sure the usual weirdo will act very normal about it.
September 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This project is getting the most heat of any so far. Who knew making models for WW2 gaming that were *checks notes* against nazis? would be so controversial.
August 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
New Babymetal album came out a couple of weeks ago and I've been listening to it loads and now I want a Tau army
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Young refuseniks burn their IOF draft papers in the middle of Tel Aviv

They refuse to serve in the Israeli Occupation Forces, and are willing to go to military jail for their position. The new generation of refuseniks is supported by the older, many of them spent months in jail already
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish there was something like the opposite of doomscrolling. Just rolling through the internet looking at good stuff you wanted to see. Like in the past. Coolscrolling, is that anything?
June 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'd absolutely batter a Sunday roast in a pub
June 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.
June 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Makes me feel like I've achieved something when the algorithm starts advertising me stuff by designers I've only heard on Frasier
May 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My DeviantArt is 21 years old today
May 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Can someone explain Sleep Token's success to me please? Every time I hear them I feel like Jack Black's character in the opening cinematic of Brütal Legend
May 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just got absolutely megged in the toilet queue by a kid wandering past the eye to nab a freshly vacated stall
May 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Someone on this bus is placating their toddler with YouTube. Someone else is having a phone conversation on loudspeaker. I miss the days when playing music loud enough to be heard over your headphones on public transport was considered egregious
May 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM