Richard Bruce Cheney
@richardcheney.bsky.social
The Official account representing the greatest president, I mean VICE PRESIDENT that the United States of America has ever had. I don't care if you love me or hate me, I'm just here to Dick around. I will be running for the presidency in 2028. #Cheney2028
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I'm announcing this right here, right now. I'm running for the title of US President in 2028. Things have gone to the gutter since I left the white house. The US hasn't done any interventions in the middle east for years and there are no badass wars. It's time for the Cheney to return #Cheney2028
Yo @barackobama.bsky.social. Nice to see you on the Bluesky. Lowkey I know you might hate me for Iraq and the 2008 economic crisis but it was Bush that did the last one. The first one is 100% me. I'm a fan of Obamacare and if I become president then I will make my own version called CheneyCare.
March 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yo @barackobama.bsky.social. Nice to see you on the Bluesky. Lowkey I know you might hate me for Iraq and the 2008 economic crisis but it was Bush that did the last one. The first one is 100% me. I'm a fan of Obamacare and if I become president then I will make my own version called CheneyCare.
I will say it right here. THE DICK IS BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME. CHENEY IS GOING TO RUN THIS PARTY AND WE WILL MAKE IRAQ LOOK LIKE A GAY MONKEY ON CRACK.
March 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I will say it right here. THE DICK IS BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME. CHENEY IS GOING TO RUN THIS PARTY AND WE WILL MAKE IRAQ LOOK LIKE A GAY MONKEY ON CRACK.
JD Vance is a pussy whore bitch. He sucks trumps dick, ass and balls. When I was vice president I was the one who ran the show. I told bush to invade Iraq and he did that, patriot act too. Hate me all you want but I had the balls to be VP. JD Vance has no balls, no dick and no right to be VP.
March 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
JD Vance is a pussy whore bitch. He sucks trumps dick, ass and balls. When I was vice president I was the one who ran the show. I told bush to invade Iraq and he did that, patriot act too. Hate me all you want but I had the balls to be VP. JD Vance has no balls, no dick and no right to be VP.
I have no regrets. Zero, and I will do everything I did and more when I'm president.
March 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I have no regrets. Zero, and I will do everything I did and more when I'm president.
Trump wants to destroy america and the world. We need a man who will save all of us. And that man's name is Dick Cheney. Certified badass and former vice president. DickCheney2028 for president. #Politics #USA #DickCheney2028 #News
March 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Trump wants to destroy america and the world. We need a man who will save all of us. And that man's name is Dick Cheney. Certified badass and former vice president. DickCheney2028 for president. #Politics #USA #DickCheney2028 #News
Bullshit, thats what it is. Even in the photo you can see this cuntfuck open up his dry old mouth to let putins dick slide in.
Trump says it is ‘easier’ to deal with Russia and Putin ‘wants to end the war’
Trump says it is ‘easier’ to deal with Russia and Putin ‘wants to end the war’
US president says Russian counterpart ‘doing what anybody else would do’ as Ukraine faces escalating aerial attacks
The US president, Donald Trump, has said he finds it “easier” to work with Russia than Ukraine and that Vladimir Putin “wants to end the…
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March 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bullshit, thats what it is. Even in the photo you can see this cuntfuck open up his dry old mouth to let putins dick slide in.
Hello. My name is Dick Cheney, former US vice president and certified badass. I'm running for president of the US in 2028. Vote for me #promosky
February 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hello. My name is Dick Cheney, former US vice president and certified badass. I'm running for president of the US in 2028. Vote for me #promosky
Today was a nice day. Had a nice burger and some Freedom Fries #goodday #lifeupdade #burger #freedomfries
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today was a nice day. Had a nice burger and some Freedom Fries #goodday #lifeupdade #burger #freedomfries
I Love all of my Haters because they are the ones who will always be with me. They are the ones who will think about me day and night.
February 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I Love all of my Haters because they are the ones who will always be with me. They are the ones who will think about me day and night.
Cheney the Conquer they will call me. For once I leave this plain there will be no more worlds to conquer. #DickCheney2028 #DickC #FuturePrezofUS
February 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cheney the Conquer they will call me. For once I leave this plain there will be no more worlds to conquer. #DickCheney2028 #DickC #FuturePrezofUS
Call me crazy. Call me War Hawk. Call me War Criminal. I don't care, hell I embrace the labels. Because Dick Cheney is back in the game, and I haven't changed one bit since the Bush administration. In 2028 I'm making the White House mine, and no one can stop me. Vote for Dick Cheney in 2028 #DickC
February 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Call me crazy. Call me War Hawk. Call me War Criminal. I don't care, hell I embrace the labels. Because Dick Cheney is back in the game, and I haven't changed one bit since the Bush administration. In 2028 I'm making the White House mine, and no one can stop me. Vote for Dick Cheney in 2028 #DickC
The Middle east has had to little American interventions as of late. This has to Change. Vote for Dick Cheney in 2028 for bombs in Iraq (again) #DickCheney2028 #Cheneyforprez #America
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Middle east has had to little American interventions as of late. This has to Change. Vote for Dick Cheney in 2028 for bombs in Iraq (again) #DickCheney2028 #Cheneyforprez #America
Hey @bsky.app could you please add flag emojis to the Bluesky? It would be nice for personal expresion. Also I'm running a presidential campaign and it would come in handy.
#DickCheney2028 #Bluesky #Emojis
#DickCheney2028 #Bluesky #Emojis
February 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey @bsky.app could you please add flag emojis to the Bluesky? It would be nice for personal expresion. Also I'm running a presidential campaign and it would come in handy.
#DickCheney2028 #Bluesky #Emojis
#DickCheney2028 #Bluesky #Emojis
Look at this funny gif of Rumsfeld. Dude was funny as fuck, I had so much fun planning the fun shit in Iraq. #DickCheney2028 #Rumsfeld #Gif
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February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Look at this funny gif of Rumsfeld. Dude was funny as fuck, I had so much fun planning the fun shit in Iraq. #DickCheney2028 #Rumsfeld #Gif
Man if the Iraq war started nowadays all the youngsters would be calling me SigmaLord Cheney.
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February 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Man if the Iraq war started nowadays all the youngsters would be calling me SigmaLord Cheney.
Russia has Oil, Natural Gas and loads of other juicy resources. It has a dictator ruling it, it's right next to US allies. It's also got a significant muslim population as a cherry on top. Why did I never tell bush to invade russia? #RussiahasWMD's #Putin #DickCheney2028 #Warisbadass #Ihaveacoolidea
February 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Russia has Oil, Natural Gas and loads of other juicy resources. It has a dictator ruling it, it's right next to US allies. It's also got a significant muslim population as a cherry on top. Why did I never tell bush to invade russia? #RussiahasWMD's #Putin #DickCheney2028 #Warisbadass #Ihaveacoolidea
I have become Dick
February 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have become Dick
I remember that some days when I was in the white house were boring af. That is why I always had a small Tv with me so I would watch some Family Guy Funny moments during boring meetings about stuff like the economy. It might have been the reason for the economic crash. But Peter was so fucking funny
February 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I remember that some days when I was in the white house were boring af. That is why I always had a small Tv with me so I would watch some Family Guy Funny moments during boring meetings about stuff like the economy. It might have been the reason for the economic crash. But Peter was so fucking funny
No Offense but why not ask the VICE PRESIDENTS as well? I think I did a pretty god job as VP. War on Iraq? I was the brains behind that. War on Terror? Also me. Patriot Act? The Cheneynator behind it again.
Of course Bush also made his own suggestions to the plans but I deserve the credit. #DickC
Of course Bush also made his own suggestions to the plans but I deserve the credit. #DickC
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." As the foundation of #democracy in America crumbles and the vulnerable are under attack from a rogue administration, we, the people, are asking our former presidents to "Say something!”
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No Offense but why not ask the VICE PRESIDENTS as well? I think I did a pretty god job as VP. War on Iraq? I was the brains behind that. War on Terror? Also me. Patriot Act? The Cheneynator behind it again.
Of course Bush also made his own suggestions to the plans but I deserve the credit. #DickC
Of course Bush also made his own suggestions to the plans but I deserve the credit. #DickC
Me: Hey Dubya can I get some Oil
Bush: Only a spoonful
Me: *Pulls out a comicaly large spoon*
Bush: Only a spoonful
Me: *Pulls out a comicaly large spoon*
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February 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me: Hey Dubya can I get some Oil
Bush: Only a spoonful
Me: *Pulls out a comicaly large spoon*
Bush: Only a spoonful
Me: *Pulls out a comicaly large spoon*
Don't forget the 2000's. Shit was lit af. The Gop had the balls to fuck with the world just because we could. If I'm elected president in 2028 then first thing I'm doing is doing "Iraq 3: The Cheney goes harder then a tree". After a couple months expect Iran to be next.
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Don't forget the 2000's. Shit was lit af. The Gop had the balls to fuck with the world just because we could. If I'm elected president in 2028 then first thing I'm doing is doing "Iraq 3: The Cheney goes harder then a tree". After a couple months expect Iran to be next.
My suggestion on the gulf of mexico debate.
February 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My suggestion on the gulf of mexico debate.