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Richard Bruce Cheney
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The Official account representing the greatest president, I mean VICE PRESIDENT that the United States of America has ever had. I don't care if you love me or hate me, I'm just here to Dick around. I will be running for the presidency in 2028. #Cheney2028
Sorry I didn't respond, I was getting some nice ass pussy while on crack. I am the GOAT and yes I killed people. And yes I am not afraid to do it again, fuck remorse. IDF can suck my cock because I will turn the entire middle east to fucking ash. Dick Cheney out.
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Iraq was badass, justified and should happen again. I'm the best fucking vp in the history to the US.
February 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Bro the democrats lost because they didn't let me out on the campaign trail. I'm a fucking beast, I would tear trump to shreads.
February 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Got a problem with that pinko? Or are you just mad that I am correct all the time. Go cry to sleep and have wet dreams about bernie sanders and some third party whores.
February 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Yeah and? Dude deserved it, he was totally messing up my vibe and ruining the hunting trip. Sometimes you have to kill a guy to keep your vibe.
February 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
So Sigma, this is more fire then baghdad in 2003
February 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Damn Right, take it from the guy who was his vice prez for eight years.
February 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sure thing bush, let's get back in the white house together. I'm fine being "Vice president" again as long as we declare war on Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Cuba, Venezeula and more.
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Then go to the forest and live off river water and wild fruit. If you hate work and society then why are you a part of it?
February 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Damn right I did.
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I also made the environment that allowed Obama to win 2008 because all of you cried about "Iraq" and "The Economy". You can also blame Obama for Trump because his decisions made Republicans go apeshit. No offence to Obama, he is a homie of mine.
February 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Try me fool, I'm strapped. Boy you talk about killing me but you can't even walk out and get some bitches ( or guys if you're gay). I drank blood of the people I tortured in gitmo, I almost killed a guy for shits and giggles. I'm a whole other beast, boy try me and you will end up worse then Saddam
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There is no " Another Dick Cheney". There is one Dick Cheney and that's me. Any copycats out there can tickle my nutsack.
February 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Damn right, don't worry I'm planning something big. Bigger then Iraq, cuz I'm taking the whitehouse
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM