When people are throwing up we say they can’t keep food down but when people have diarrhea I think we should say they can’t keep food up.
But that’s just me. The humble man in the arena out here trying things
But that’s just me. The humble man in the arena out here trying things
February 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
When people are throwing up we say they can’t keep food down but when people have diarrhea I think we should say they can’t keep food up.
But that’s just me. The humble man in the arena out here trying things
But that’s just me. The humble man in the arena out here trying things
Rigging up an elaborate pulley system to build bunk beds for when it’s my time with the kids on the first and third Sunday each month
February 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Rigging up an elaborate pulley system to build bunk beds for when it’s my time with the kids on the first and third Sunday each month
If I use the 🤙 emoji I’m specifically referencing the “monster energy is satanic” lady
May 17, 2023 at 4:51 PM
If I use the 🤙 emoji I’m specifically referencing the “monster energy is satanic” lady
So we’re all gonna just act like we always knew the word “stochastic” then?
Why is it always stochastic acts of terrorism and not generosity.
Be kind to strangers!
Be kind to strangers!
May 11, 2023 at 10:05 PM
So we’re all gonna just act like we always knew the word “stochastic” then?
New shirt for the coworkers asking me for invites
May 11, 2023 at 9:57 PM
New shirt for the coworkers asking me for invites
Going to go watch some scumbag wrestling show. Everyone say “have a good time Rich”
May 11, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Going to go watch some scumbag wrestling show. Everyone say “have a good time Rich”
Listening to this woman on a first date tell this guy that Mr Bean got caught pounding off in movie theaters back in the day
May 7, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Listening to this woman on a first date tell this guy that Mr Bean got caught pounding off in movie theaters back in the day
Explaining to the people at work that I was able to get on Bluesky because I’m a better poster than I am a designer
May 6, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Explaining to the people at work that I was able to get on Bluesky because I’m a better poster than I am a designer
I keep getting ads on IG for what I can only describe as a “very horny” looking shower curtain
May 3, 2023 at 1:55 PM
I keep getting ads on IG for what I can only describe as a “very horny” looking shower curtain
Wife: Hey, how was work today?
Guy who is about to invent the phrase “the shit just hit the fan”: Honey you’re not gonna fucking believe it
Guy who is about to invent the phrase “the shit just hit the fan”: Honey you’re not gonna fucking believe it
May 1, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Wife: Hey, how was work today?
Guy who is about to invent the phrase “the shit just hit the fan”: Honey you’re not gonna fucking believe it
Guy who is about to invent the phrase “the shit just hit the fan”: Honey you’re not gonna fucking believe it
This app feels like the last scene of the sopranos where some new ghoul from my past keeps walking through the door
April 29, 2023 at 3:58 PM
This app feels like the last scene of the sopranos where some new ghoul from my past keeps walking through the door
Now we separate the true posters from the cowards
just so you know hard-deletes aren't a thing yet, someone with the know-how can still see those posts if they care enough to look. bc of the way this place is designed it makes it harder to do full deletes instead of just hiding posts. hard deletes will be possible eventually tho I've been told
April 28, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Now we separate the true posters from the cowards
Sending out my little bluesky codes
April 28, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Sending out my little bluesky codes
*extremely full of shit voice*
Yeah we’re mutuals on Twitter
Yeah we’re mutuals on Twitter
April 27, 2023 at 8:18 PM
*extremely full of shit voice*
Yeah we’re mutuals on Twitter
Yeah we’re mutuals on Twitter
Happy to see all my friends showing up to their jobs at the new brain damage factory
April 27, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Happy to see all my friends showing up to their jobs at the new brain damage factory
Hey before he shows up, are we cool if I take over the “Buy the Palmer Hotel, a collection of spooky short stories set over a century at a downtown hotel” gimmick?
April 27, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Hey before he shows up, are we cool if I take over the “Buy the Palmer Hotel, a collection of spooky short stories set over a century at a downtown hotel” gimmick?