Rigging up an elaborate pulley system to build bunk beds for when it’s my time with the kids on the first and third Sunday each month

If I use the 🤙 emoji I’m specifically referencing the “monster energy is satanic” lady

New shirt for the coworkers asking me for invites

Listening to this woman on a first date tell this guy that Mr Bean got caught pounding off in movie theaters back in the day

I keep getting ads on IG for what I can only describe as a “very horny” looking shower curtain

Sending out my little bluesky codes

Hey before he shows up, are we cool if I take over the “Buy the Palmer Hotel, a collection of spooky short stories set over a century at a downtown hotel” gimmick?