Probably got reported by a humourless scold
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Probably got reported by a humourless scold
Reposted by Rich
6. Instead of having a penalty shootout, chuck an extra ball on the pitch every five minutes during extra time.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
6. Instead of having a penalty shootout, chuck an extra ball on the pitch every five minutes during extra time.
It looks like some sort of mutant pig
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It looks like some sort of mutant pig
(if you're going to use some sort of alternative to real stock, they're probably the best option but, and I want to make this absolutely clear, stock isn't hard! And your butcher probably sells it so you can just buy some).
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
(if you're going to use some sort of alternative to real stock, they're probably the best option but, and I want to make this absolutely clear, stock isn't hard! And your butcher probably sells it so you can just buy some).
You know as well as I do that school is only survivable if you learn the art of keeping your head down and never standing out.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You know as well as I do that school is only survivable if you learn the art of keeping your head down and never standing out.
Starmer waiting, knuckles bound, 10pm in the car park at Chelmsford bus station.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Starmer waiting, knuckles bound, 10pm in the car park at Chelmsford bus station.
Honestly, I think Mallrats is Smith's masterpiece. It's pretty much the perfect early 90s film.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Honestly, I think Mallrats is Smith's masterpiece. It's pretty much the perfect early 90s film.
Good way to get your head kicked in at my school
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good way to get your head kicked in at my school
That's ex cathedra, that is, it's officially God's opinion
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That's ex cathedra, that is, it's officially God's opinion
Good bits, bad bits. Better by far than Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, not as good as Clerks 2 or Mallrats.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Good bits, bad bits. Better by far than Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, not as good as Clerks 2 or Mallrats.
-and then he says "Monty you terrible cunt!", it's fucking hilarious. And the bit about the Camberwell Carrot, that gets me every time
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I felt that and The Seventh Seal were just obvious for a Pope who likes baseball. He's going to throw us a curveball.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I felt that and The Seventh Seal were just obvious for a Pope who likes baseball. He's going to throw us a curveball.
Oh yeah, Bernard. He's reliable.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh yeah, Bernard. He's reliable.