ricardopresto
@ricardopresto.bsky.social
Astronaut, ventriloquist, liar.
Zuid-Limburg 🇳🇱 / Nakhon Ratchasima 🇹🇭
Zuid-Limburg 🇳🇱 / Nakhon Ratchasima 🇹🇭
Best of luck, JP. You'll be FINE.
March 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Best of luck, JP. You'll be FINE.
T-shirt, no socks
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
T-shirt, no socks
She's very lucky to have died when she did, tbh.
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 PM
She's very lucky to have died when she did, tbh.
They could save a fortune on euthanasia by just shouting CLIT DRIP at elderly aunties.
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 AM
They could save a fortune on euthanasia by just shouting CLIT DRIP at elderly aunties.
Don't tell your Aunty Gladys but I'm quite impressed by how rude that is.
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Don't tell your Aunty Gladys but I'm quite impressed by how rude that is.
Friday: prettiest hair on the bus ✅
November 17, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Friday: prettiest hair on the bus ✅
Monday: don't. Tuesday: make hay while the sun shines, which unfortunately won't be today. Uncontrollable flatulence from Thursday onwards. Wednesday: mysteriously out of sequence. Outlook for the weekend: disturbing.
November 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Monday: don't. Tuesday: make hay while the sun shines, which unfortunately won't be today. Uncontrollable flatulence from Thursday onwards. Wednesday: mysteriously out of sequence. Outlook for the weekend: disturbing.
All the discretion in the world isn't going to help you find a bridge, JP.
September 1, 2024 at 1:41 PM
All the discretion in the world isn't going to help you find a bridge, JP.
Ridiculous. If a station has multiple exits I always pick the worst one. It's like the world's shittest superpower.
September 1, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Ridiculous. If a station has multiple exits I always pick the worst one. It's like the world's shittest superpower.
It should be ILLEGAL to have a station called London Bridge that isn't actually on a bridge.
September 1, 2024 at 6:44 AM
It should be ILLEGAL to have a station called London Bridge that isn't actually on a bridge.
Kate doing Wuthering Heights on TOTP. Aged seven. Still recovering from that one.
August 24, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Kate doing Wuthering Heights on TOTP. Aged seven. Still recovering from that one.
Very wise (wiser than me, I used to live there 😬). I hope the weather's good to you ☀️
August 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Very wise (wiser than me, I used to live there 😬). I hope the weather's good to you ☀️
That might be the first time I've heard anyone say they're heading for Barrow-in-Furness like it's a good thing.
August 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
That might be the first time I've heard anyone say they're heading for Barrow-in-Furness like it's a good thing.
EXACTLY. They just make Trump go bright orange. Nothing else.
August 19, 2024 at 7:45 AM
EXACTLY. They just make Trump go bright orange. Nothing else.
It’s something to do with wildfires in North America or something, JP. *helpful face*
August 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM
It’s something to do with wildfires in North America or something, JP. *helpful face*
Is there still a piano in there?
August 16, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Is there still a piano in there?
Not an album, but still. Gets me every time.
August 15, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Not an album, but still. Gets me every time.
Shit, JP. Wishing you all the strength x
July 10, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Shit, JP. Wishing you all the strength x
‘Cheese bonus’ might be the funniest thing I’ve read all day. YOU CAN DO IT.
May 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
‘Cheese bonus’ might be the funniest thing I’ve read all day. YOU CAN DO IT.
I swear those evil bastards can SMELL a pay rise.
January 20, 2024 at 9:48 AM
I swear those evil bastards can SMELL a pay rise.
Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time x
January 20, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time x
NINETY quid? The fucking cheeky cunt. How is that even allowed? It’s very fortunate that you have these spare piles of cash.
January 20, 2024 at 7:56 AM
NINETY quid? The fucking cheeky cunt. How is that even allowed? It’s very fortunate that you have these spare piles of cash.
Oh, brilliant. I hope you have a blast, and don't miss the train home this time.
December 9, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Oh, brilliant. I hope you have a blast, and don't miss the train home this time.