ricardopresto
@ricardopresto.bsky.social
Astronaut, ventriloquist, liar.
Zuid-Limburg 🇳🇱 / Nakhon Ratchasima 🇹🇭
Zuid-Limburg 🇳🇱 / Nakhon Ratchasima 🇹🇭
T-shirt, no socks
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
T-shirt, no socks
"...and if you get really bored there's a pair of those huge plastic comedy boobs under your seat."
September 12, 2024 at 6:25 PM
"...and if you get really bored there's a pair of those huge plastic comedy boobs under your seat."
Not an album, but still. Gets me every time.
August 15, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Not an album, but still. Gets me every time.
I swear those evil bastards can SMELL a pay rise.
January 20, 2024 at 9:48 AM
I swear those evil bastards can SMELL a pay rise.
I'm not an urban expert but they get my vote just for that statue.
November 9, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I'm not an urban expert but they get my vote just for that statue.
Did you see that they've added this filter in the settings now? Gets rid of all that shite :)
October 14, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Did you see that they've added this filter in the settings now? Gets rid of all that shite :)
Imagine being born with one leg and one huge green testicle.
October 5, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Imagine being born with one leg and one huge green testicle.
It was showing off over here as well. Just happened to look out the window at the right time.
September 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM
It was showing off over here as well. Just happened to look out the window at the right time.
Because which town center wouldn't be enhanced by a statue of a bloke scratching his arse?
September 3, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Because which town center wouldn't be enhanced by a statue of a bloke scratching his arse?
Pancakes with cheese, sugar syrup and chocolate. Get the fuck in.
September 2, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Pancakes with cheese, sugar syrup and chocolate. Get the fuck in.
Fuck that, it's 28 degrees. Maybe another time.
August 20, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Fuck that, it's 28 degrees. Maybe another time.