"...and if you get really bored there's a pair of those huge plastic comedy boobs under your seat."

I'm not an urban expert but they get my vote just for that statue.

Imagine being born with one leg and one huge green testicle.

Because which town center wouldn't be enhanced by a statue of a bloke scratching his arse?

Pancakes with cheese, sugar syrup and chocolate. Get the fuck in.

Fuck that, it's 28 degrees. Maybe another time.