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Ribozyme
@ribozymec.bsky.social
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Trans Mathematician, also into coding, languages, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie! Certified amazing cuddler. My favorite letter is λ, my favorite Pokémon is Chikorita 💚 (she/sie)
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ribozymec.bsky.social
Felt cute :3
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Found this amazing new brand of window cleaner.
A box of chocolate chip cereal among a bunch of spray bottles of window cleaner; all on a store shelf with window cleaner price tags underneath.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Awww, just my pet being the most adorable little slut for me <3
(PS Kisses for you :* )
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Well, I already need to get a bulk order for collars, leashes, and cages. Anyone else wanna be my pet?
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Girlfriend be pupating right now. Excited to see what will emerge from her blanket cocoon.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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duknuk.bsky.social
Bedtime Story
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Horoscope for poly people based on what polyhedron you are.
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
I GOT A JOB! Get to do fun math for 3 years safe!! 🥳 #representationtheory #grouptheory #transmath
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
A meme of a "Condescentipede". Showing a stock photo of a centipede, below it the text "Oh, you sweet summer child...". All on white background.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Sky congratulating me for all the gay.
A photo of a rainbow with one supernumery bow in front of a cloudy sky. In the foreground, there are some trees at the bottom and right edge of the photo.
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Got myself a new pet! And it's so well-behaved~
Two Discord messages, their sender censored: "y-yres my g-goddess!" "my g-goddess d-derserfvesd a t-toy like m-me"
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
DnD is a serious game that adults play I promise
(Yes, picture relevant)
Stock photo of a wolf with four sunglasses emojis added. Two pairs in front of its eyes, one pair up resting on its forehead, and one pair hanging on some crudely drawn string around its neck.
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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schala42.bsky.social
This meeting could have been a cuddle pile. 💕
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
If your sub has a sub, is that your grandsub?
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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gaysarahk.bsky.social
You might be transfem if you spend an entire thirty consecutive minutes just saying "you're cute" to each other.
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Oh no. What if my love for fluffy kittens is prone to confirmation bias?
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Oh my god i just finished good omens why did no one WARN me
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Your mom is looking beautiful tonight...
October 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Adult female human: normal
Adult human female: incel vibes, stay away
Female adult human: nice
Female human adult: kinda weird...
Human female adult: ???
Human adult female: not a bovine adult female
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ribozymec.bsky.social
A room of 50 queer people is its very own beautiful kind of vibe.
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Tried to see how deep I could get, wasn't good for my sore throat though.

Music, am I right?
October 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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estroclysm.neocities.org
if a woman intimidates you, just be charming, commanding, and flirty until shes crawling around on all fours. not so scary anymore huh
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ribozymec.bsky.social
Is pizza Hawai'i with jalapeño and extra jalapeño a thing yet? Cause otherwise I invented it and it's now a pizza Kīlauea.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM