The Ultimate Worrier ™
@ribbons.bsky.social
A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
Only the shit people are on LinkedIn posting about themselves.
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Only the shit people are on LinkedIn posting about themselves.
Mail-order brides like Melania should learn how to speak English.
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mail-order brides like Melania should learn how to speak English.
(video by Maggie Reed)
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(video by Maggie Reed)
I shared Kash Patel's secret initiation videos from his home state of Gujarat and he's quite pissed.
September 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I shared Kash Patel's secret initiation videos from his home state of Gujarat and he's quite pissed.
Only rich people can afford cheep mail-order brides, like Melania Trump.
(video by Maggie Reed)
(video by Maggie Reed)
September 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only rich people can afford cheep mail-order brides, like Melania Trump.
(video by Maggie Reed)
(video by Maggie Reed)
Here's the video.
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Here's the video.