The Ultimate Worrier ™
@ribbons.bsky.social
A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
I already got the files.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I already got the files.
I still think Nancy Mace will make a good girlfriend.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I still think Nancy Mace will make a good girlfriend.
Kash Patel had actually never seen a vagina in real life until his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins showed up. So I understand why he's going nuts about her and using a government jet to see her perform. I also understand why the girlfriend is suing people who call her a Mossad spy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Kash Patel had actually never seen a vagina in real life until his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins showed up. So I understand why he's going nuts about her and using a government jet to see her perform. I also understand why the girlfriend is suing people who call her a Mossad spy.
What if you live alone? ICE can abduct you and pretty much do anything.
It's not just the US. Lots of articles came out a few months ago about how India is abusing people and dumping them at the border.
And the outrage over the recent rigged Tanzanian elections is blamed on foreigners.
Etc etc.
It's not just the US. Lots of articles came out a few months ago about how India is abusing people and dumping them at the border.
And the outrage over the recent rigged Tanzanian elections is blamed on foreigners.
Etc etc.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What if you live alone? ICE can abduct you and pretty much do anything.
It's not just the US. Lots of articles came out a few months ago about how India is abusing people and dumping them at the border.
And the outrage over the recent rigged Tanzanian elections is blamed on foreigners.
Etc etc.
It's not just the US. Lots of articles came out a few months ago about how India is abusing people and dumping them at the border.
And the outrage over the recent rigged Tanzanian elections is blamed on foreigners.
Etc etc.
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yes, I still occasionally check what going on in Kenya, even though I was only there for a few years.
I see they have introduced a new Internet bill that makes it a big crime to say unflattering things about other people. In that country, the cops are feral—they just need a reason to get you.
I see they have introduced a new Internet bill that makes it a big crime to say unflattering things about other people. In that country, the cops are feral—they just need a reason to get you.
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yes, I still occasionally check what going on in Kenya, even though I was only there for a few years.
I see they have introduced a new Internet bill that makes it a big crime to say unflattering things about other people. In that country, the cops are feral—they just need a reason to get you.
I see they have introduced a new Internet bill that makes it a big crime to say unflattering things about other people. In that country, the cops are feral—they just need a reason to get you.
Only the shit people are on LinkedIn posting about themselves.
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Only the shit people are on LinkedIn posting about themselves.
Mail-order brides like Melania should learn how to speak English.
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mail-order brides like Melania should learn how to speak English.
(video by Maggie Reed)
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(video by Maggie Reed)
I'm seeing a pattern here.
September 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm seeing a pattern here.
I shared Kash Patel's secret initiation videos from his home state of Gujarat and he's quite pissed.
September 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I shared Kash Patel's secret initiation videos from his home state of Gujarat and he's quite pissed.
So now we know the truth about Charlie Kirk's death.
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So now we know the truth about Charlie Kirk's death.
I see lots of cartoons about Charlie Kirk. This one I can repost.
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I see lots of cartoons about Charlie Kirk. This one I can repost.
Charlie Kirk sacrificed himself for what he believes in. I'd feel sorry for his death, but that was not his style.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Charlie Kirk sacrificed himself for what he believes in. I'd feel sorry for his death, but that was not his style.
Jeffrey Update: This is pretty damning.
September 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Jeffrey Update: This is pretty damning.
It's a simply story—A lot of rich powerful pedophiles have gotten away with their crimes. Here's a picture from Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book.
September 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's a simply story—A lot of rich powerful pedophiles have gotten away with their crimes. Here's a picture from Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book.
Jeffrey Update: This drawing from Jeffrey Epstein birthday book is pretty disturbing. There is a whole group of super-rich and powerful pedophiles, including Donald Trump, who have gotten away with heinous crimes.
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Jeffrey Update: This drawing from Jeffrey Epstein birthday book is pretty disturbing. There is a whole group of super-rich and powerful pedophiles, including Donald Trump, who have gotten away with heinous crimes.
Only rich people can afford cheep mail-order brides, like Melania Trump.
(video by Maggie Reed)
(video by Maggie Reed)
September 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only rich people can afford cheep mail-order brides, like Melania Trump.
(video by Maggie Reed)
(video by Maggie Reed)
Here's the video.
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Here's the video.
I like this poster.
August 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I like this poster.
Always know who you are speaking with and their position (b/c, in a large company, there may be many people with that name).
This is why and this is what you want to avoid.
This is why and this is what you want to avoid.
August 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Always know who you are speaking with and their position (b/c, in a large company, there may be many people with that name).
This is why and this is what you want to avoid.
This is why and this is what you want to avoid.
In India, cops will extort money from you by threatening to file, or even filing, false cases against you. This is not even unusual.
Kash Patel does exactly the same thing by filing false cases against his master's critics.
The parallels are scary.
Kash Patel does exactly the same thing by filing false cases against his master's critics.
The parallels are scary.
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In India, cops will extort money from you by threatening to file, or even filing, false cases against you. This is not even unusual.
Kash Patel does exactly the same thing by filing false cases against his master's critics.
The parallels are scary.
Kash Patel does exactly the same thing by filing false cases against his master's critics.
The parallels are scary.
They are having a threesome.
July 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
They are having a threesome.