The Ultimate Worrier ™
@ribbons.bsky.social
A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
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Did you know that Elon Musk's grandfather, on his Mother's side, was a Nazi?
His name was Joshua N. Haldeman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_...
His name was Joshua N. Haldeman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_...
The worst parts of Western civilization are embodied by Elon Musk and his ilk.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The worst parts of Western civilization are embodied by Elon Musk and his ilk.
If you are reasonably intelligent, you should able to understand what's going on with Trump. Right? But half the country supports him. That means half the country is not very bright? I don't think intelligence works like that. Feelings always win and emotional intelligence is a different thing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you are reasonably intelligent, you should able to understand what's going on with Trump. Right? But half the country supports him. That means half the country is not very bright? I don't think intelligence works like that. Feelings always win and emotional intelligence is a different thing.
In world news today, Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In world news today, Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
Ich bin jeden Tag müde.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ich bin jeden Tag müde.
I've read horror stories about people who have gone to places like UAE and Qatar and they've been traumatized into dust or killed. Most stories involve people who went there to work, but some are from tourists.
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Death of Marc Bennett - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've read horror stories about people who have gone to places like UAE and Qatar and they've been traumatized into dust or killed. Most stories involve people who went there to work, but some are from tourists.
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
I lived in Kenya for a few years in the 2010s and I sometimes check on their news. (1/2)
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I lived in Kenya for a few years in the 2010s and I sometimes check on their news. (1/2)
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
I read that native Americans mixed fat with meat to take on trips b/c eating just lean meat is not good.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I read that native Americans mixed fat with meat to take on trips b/c eating just lean meat is not good.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
People don't understand how big of a deal it is for cockeyed Kash Patel to get free 🐈⬛.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
People don't understand how big of a deal it is for cockeyed Kash Patel to get free 🐈⬛.
I've seen a guy do nothing except spew AI generated junk and land good jobs, including one at Google.
He wrote a children's book using AI and he worked at Palantir. I would never touch him, but for some reason, he has no problems getting hired.
He wrote a children's book using AI and he worked at Palantir. I would never touch him, but for some reason, he has no problems getting hired.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've seen a guy do nothing except spew AI generated junk and land good jobs, including one at Google.
He wrote a children's book using AI and he worked at Palantir. I would never touch him, but for some reason, he has no problems getting hired.
He wrote a children's book using AI and he worked at Palantir. I would never touch him, but for some reason, he has no problems getting hired.
Ich spreche Englisch und lerne Deutsch.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ich spreche Englisch und lerne Deutsch.
Did you know that all you need to become a lawyer (solicitor) in the UK is a 4-year degree, 2 exams, and 2 years of work experience?
I reckon it's too easy.
I reckon it's too easy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Did you know that all you need to become a lawyer (solicitor) in the UK is a 4-year degree, 2 exams, and 2 years of work experience?
I reckon it's too easy.
I reckon it's too easy.
I've almost figured out the billing code. It's working: one tap buy. Took me about 3 weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I've almost figured out the billing code. It's working: one tap buy. Took me about 3 weeks.
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why am i always so tired
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
why am i always so tired
Constant masturbation reduces prostate cancer risk by 1/3 (look it up). I might be immune by now.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Constant masturbation reduces prostate cancer risk by 1/3 (look it up). I might be immune by now.
Old people suffer from loneliness. What if they pick up a skill?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Old people suffer from loneliness. What if they pick up a skill?
Ted Kaczynski said in 1995 that "the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."
This view is not uncommon, but is there any truth to it? I'm reading an article about it.
This view is not uncommon, but is there any truth to it? I'm reading an article about it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ted Kaczynski said in 1995 that "the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."
This view is not uncommon, but is there any truth to it? I'm reading an article about it.
This view is not uncommon, but is there any truth to it? I'm reading an article about it.
In most countries, a person joining the military is more of a Sucker than a Hero.
This is different in the US: American really love their veterans.
This is different in the US: American really love their veterans.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In most countries, a person joining the military is more of a Sucker than a Hero.
This is different in the US: American really love their veterans.
This is different in the US: American really love their veterans.
I was reading about the assassination of Hasina's father in the mid 1970s. The assassins' fates were mixed. Some lived good lives overseas while others were executed or extradited and then executed.
People's fates are mixed.
People's fates are mixed.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I was reading about the assassination of Hasina's father in the mid 1970s. The assassins' fates were mixed. Some lived good lives overseas while others were executed or extradited and then executed.
People's fates are mixed.
People's fates are mixed.
Elon Misk manipulated Grok to say good things about him and always say his views are right.
If you use AI, if, this is NOT an AI that will try to give you the right answer.
If you use AI, if, this is NOT an AI that will try to give you the right answer.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Elon Misk manipulated Grok to say good things about him and always say his views are right.
If you use AI, if, this is NOT an AI that will try to give you the right answer.
If you use AI, if, this is NOT an AI that will try to give you the right answer.
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In 2022, archaeologists at @uni-kiel.de's @neolithicbodies.bsky.social found 34 decapitated skeletons piled in a space the size of a parking spot. In the 3 years since, they’ve found 50 more. The mass grave is evidence for the collapse of the 1st pan-European culture 7,000 years ago. @science.org 🏺💀
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In 2022, archaeologists at @uni-kiel.de's @neolithicbodies.bsky.social found 34 decapitated skeletons piled in a space the size of a parking spot. In the 3 years since, they’ve found 50 more. The mass grave is evidence for the collapse of the 1st pan-European culture 7,000 years ago. @science.org 🏺💀
People visit Asia, but they usually don't visit India. This is a smart move. Noone wants to voluntarily go there.
I see some of the news and it's ugly. I don't think I've ever heard of people being beaten to death for not speaking the local language.
I see some of the news and it's ugly. I don't think I've ever heard of people being beaten to death for not speaking the local language.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People visit Asia, but they usually don't visit India. This is a smart move. Noone wants to voluntarily go there.
I see some of the news and it's ugly. I don't think I've ever heard of people being beaten to death for not speaking the local language.
I see some of the news and it's ugly. I don't think I've ever heard of people being beaten to death for not speaking the local language.
How many goats does Nancy Mace's father want for her?
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How many goats does Nancy Mace's father want for her?
I heard Gmail has flipped on the setting to use your email, messages, and attachments to train AI models, and you have to manually turn them off.
I migrated to ProtonMail long ago, so I have to confirm this when I get time.
I migrated to ProtonMail long ago, so I have to confirm this when I get time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I heard Gmail has flipped on the setting to use your email, messages, and attachments to train AI models, and you have to manually turn them off.
I migrated to ProtonMail long ago, so I have to confirm this when I get time.
I migrated to ProtonMail long ago, so I have to confirm this when I get time.
Having PTSD once makes you more vulnerable to it again?
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Having PTSD once makes you more vulnerable to it again?
Crypto crash is better than sex after getting outta prison.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Crypto crash is better than sex after getting outta prison.