you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Incredible news- I jacked three homers at the wiffle ball tournament this weekend

Husband works at a Catholic school

being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow

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I have the flu and Katy Perry was right I really AM hot then I’m cold

did you know that when a five year old pees “in the toilet” there are actually sooo many more places it could go

My son, drinking out of two crazy straws at once: did you know if you were me you’d be having fun

Miguel Cabrera was canonically present at the birth of Jesus

Me in the mirror: gorgeous, super model, no notes
Me in picture: bean head

LISAN AL-GAIB

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

Listen if one of your main takeaways from Inside Out 2 isn’t “Anger’s kind of hot actually,” then you are normal. Maybe even mentally well! I cannot relate