Rhett
@rhettconned.bsky.social
they/them. Degenerate greyqueer.
Minors DNI 🔞
Minors DNI 🔞
Honestly embarrassed by myself upon learning that the delicious and intoxicating way my bf smells is actually just Old Spice Fresh deodorant
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Honestly embarrassed by myself upon learning that the delicious and intoxicating way my bf smells is actually just Old Spice Fresh deodorant
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When I am governor of California, one of the most honored positions in our culture will be the guards around the well in which the evil Gavin Newsom has been sealed away for 1000 years
August 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When I am governor of California, one of the most honored positions in our culture will be the guards around the well in which the evil Gavin Newsom has been sealed away for 1000 years
American pope feels like a recession indicator
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
American pope feels like a recession indicator
who up poinking they egg bong le bon bon style
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
who up poinking they egg bong le bon bon style
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rfk’s ‘autism destroys our children’ and elon’s ‘my son is dead’ are two sides of the same coin, if they’re not just the same side twice
April 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
rfk’s ‘autism destroys our children’ and elon’s ‘my son is dead’ are two sides of the same coin, if they’re not just the same side twice
Are you supposed to jack off before or after you text them I forget
April 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are you supposed to jack off before or after you text them I forget
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i am sorry but you are just going to have to either learn not to despair or learn to get things done while despairing, this is still the one place in the universe where we are sure there is life and it needs you more than you need to read another headline that drains 110% of your energy
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i am sorry but you are just going to have to either learn not to despair or learn to get things done while despairing, this is still the one place in the universe where we are sure there is life and it needs you more than you need to read another headline that drains 110% of your energy
I’m starting to talk about phallo the same way I used to talk about top surgery send help
April 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m starting to talk about phallo the same way I used to talk about top surgery send help
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What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
“If we don’t hookup soon, I’ll kick his ass” - a real thought I had today
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“If we don’t hookup soon, I’ll kick his ass” - a real thought I had today
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good morning people and kobolds and creatures who live in my phone
March 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
good morning people and kobolds and creatures who live in my phone
Officially an orphan
(Parents sent a letter to go no contact)
(Parents sent a letter to go no contact)
March 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Officially an orphan
(Parents sent a letter to go no contact)
(Parents sent a letter to go no contact)
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
Friends, lovers, and now ICE and the FBI I guess
Don’t worry I’ll still post nudes here. For the friends and lovers.
March 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Friends, lovers, and now ICE and the FBI I guess
Crazy that they killed Julius Caesar right after pi day
March 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Crazy that they killed Julius Caesar right after pi day
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Rise up, seasonally depressed kings. We made it through standard time!
March 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Rise up, seasonally depressed kings. We made it through standard time!
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wanna come see "Prototype Board For The Civic Gardens Of The Afterfuture" in person?
RSVP here to Friday's opening at Queer Arts Featured! come see a lot of art, including this piece!
partiful.com/e/Aw8uAnMgKy...
RSVP here to Friday's opening at Queer Arts Featured! come see a lot of art, including this piece!
partiful.com/e/Aw8uAnMgKy...
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
wanna come see "Prototype Board For The Civic Gardens Of The Afterfuture" in person?
RSVP here to Friday's opening at Queer Arts Featured! come see a lot of art, including this piece!
partiful.com/e/Aw8uAnMgKy...
RSVP here to Friday's opening at Queer Arts Featured! come see a lot of art, including this piece!
partiful.com/e/Aw8uAnMgKy...