I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

My family clarified that was a good thing

My other friend didn't clarify but they did laugh for about 10 minutes straight hearing me play it

Same friend who played Chapter 3 like over a year ago also told me "I miss Tenna" and I was like "man that's something no one in the world has ever said huh"

New Spamton shirt idea

limp biscuit? THAT’S not very appetising!

Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.

this comic about banned books, by my former student maia kobabe, is right on. maia's comics memoir, gender queer, is presently the most banned book in the u.s. i am, ofc, very proud of em.

thenib.com/i-made-the-m...

I *strongly* advise not having this app on your phone or uploading media to it that you haven’t stripped of metadata beforehand - someone with 10 years experience investigating commercial surveillance

They call them K-9 units to honor the highest level of education officers receive

i give grace on this but making comments about how you hate your body & wish it looked like someone else's under their selfies is uncomfortably egoistic & robs them of joy. don't position others as a vector for your dysphoria.
no one wants their body to be objectified as mere means to your self harm

I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro

My first dogpile was years ago when I wrote a cover story for Newsweek about the complexities of geoengineering and "contrail truthers" sent me pictures of beautiful blue skies with vapor trails for WEEKS to prove the govt was already secretly doing it. It was the most relaxing dogpile I've ever had

i’m not exactly a connoisseur when it comes to film and literature, but it still blows my mind that these guys all conceive of art as just an updated set of jingling keys dangling in front of their moron faces

this has to be one of the least true things of all time