#lifeGoals

May all that follows be as uncomplicated as possible.

If tech comes up with something that does the old job better - the iPod, say, or the original smart phone - great. If it does it WORSE or not at all, that’s not a disruptive technology in any functional way. Why are we surrendering to it? Old media just keeps shrugging away. Oh well.

Rarely has a picture been more deserving of the caption "It's not what it looks like..!"

Well that's tonight's earworm sorted.

Oh Moose, I have no words. I'm so sorry.

“This stuff is really cheap. And there’s loads of it.”
“Where do you reckon it comes from?”
“Well it comes out of this pipe owned by the world’s most awful cunts.”
“How does it get in there?”
“Like I give a shit.”
“Great! No further questions.”

— Economics A Level, 2026

I am.

As omens go, that's a good one. Go well, both of you.

Supportive vibes sent in both your directions.

I need to visit that deli!

I caught up with this a week or so ago. You came across really well, Justin. And the book is great - I gave a copy to a friend who's a fellow child of the 80s and she's really enjoying it. I dipped into it myself before wrapping it too!

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

All the best for 2026. Wishing you many more sunny sea views!

I thought it might have been an oblique reference to this restaurant in Plymouth.

Well it's definitely not meat. So therefore a vegetarian could eat it. So therefore, technically, it's a vegetable.

Bon appetit.

I don't know if it's still the case, but when I lived in PennyZ, Montol used to be described as 'Golowan's evil twin'. I went once. It rained.