There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy

I love you, man, but if you ever cause me to read prose like this again I will not be responsible for my actions.

the monkey's paw gives a terrible handjob

My mother made these every year. I don't drink but they're _delicious_

www.food.com/recipe/creme...

I hate myself for knowing that Megyn Kelly has a 15 year old daughter.

When I left home at 19, my father’s sole advice was: Don’t live west of where you work. The sun will be in your eyes in the morning commute and worse in the evening. You can change everything else about your life, but you can’t change the sunset.

Dad was smart.

I remain firm in my deeply held, totally not a crank belief that non-CC TLDs were a mistake. All of them.

As someone else said:

The primary purpose of AI is to give the wealthy access to skill while restricting access to wealth from the skilled.

RIGHT! LAGER! The only thing that can kill a Vindaloo!

Repeal and go fuck yourself.

There was a six month long investigation into whether outgoing Clinton staffers had removed the W keys from White House computers.

Generous of them to allow for meal time.