If they win too much, imagine how hard it's going to be to find enough Krystens Sinema and Joes Manchin and parliamentarians to sabotage all the good things they'd totally love to do if they just had the votes.

Me before my software is considered indispensable to the fascist takeover of the world vs after

With Epstein making jokes about the very mention of "girls" reawakening his "old habits" in a very familiar way!

"he was so good at setting up meetings with enemy state actors for me. It was extremely convenient for doing crimes!"

Oh, and also supporting Israel, lol

It's wild how the only things that hurt Trump with his base is the way he worsens their material conditions, and the party fighting hardest against running on those issues are Trump's opposition.

Individual superheroes are basically the equivalent of musical microgenres.

Sure I love North Kentucky Hyper-Thrash Grass, but Gorgeporch fucking sucks!

Dragon Sickness is real

Looking right at you while he pulls the bread out of the oven very deliberately, and it just keeps coming out of the oven, and eventually you end up laughing despite yourself because bread doesn't usually come out of the oven for so long

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