Captain Rex
@rexrighteous.bsky.social
John DiMaggio stan. I made Becky Lynch laugh once. He/Him. Unmitigated queer disaster. Banner by @effinbirds.com
Pro tip: marry your best friend and fall in love with them again every day
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Pro tip: marry your best friend and fall in love with them again every day
Just screaming into the void at this point cause I'm frustrated I can't fix it, I'm sick, and I'm just fucking tired
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Just screaming into the void at this point cause I'm frustrated I can't fix it, I'm sick, and I'm just fucking tired
Going from "let's move your surgery up" to "jk you need more time to quit smoking so back u go" in 24 hours is the worst kind of emotional whiplash. Fuck is not a strong enough word.
September 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Going from "let's move your surgery up" to "jk you need more time to quit smoking so back u go" in 24 hours is the worst kind of emotional whiplash. Fuck is not a strong enough word.
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Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place
Indy's top surgery was scheduled for May.
The hospital called today to reschedule.
For fucking MONDAY. Which is so cool but also oh god
The hospital called today to reschedule.
For fucking MONDAY. Which is so cool but also oh god
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Indy's top surgery was scheduled for May.
The hospital called today to reschedule.
For fucking MONDAY. Which is so cool but also oh god
The hospital called today to reschedule.
For fucking MONDAY. Which is so cool but also oh god
Maybe someday I'll watch the Adventure Time series finale and not bawl like a baby, but today is not that day.
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Maybe someday I'll watch the Adventure Time series finale and not bawl like a baby, but today is not that day.
I will be talking only about AJ Lee for at least the next three to five business days.
September 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I will be talking only about AJ Lee for at least the next three to five business days.
I've been absolutely obsessed with Dave the Diver and have just renamed all my chickens:
Marceline, Bonnie, Fionna, Cake, and most importantly Bread.
Marceline, Bonnie, Fionna, Cake, and most importantly Bread.
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've been absolutely obsessed with Dave the Diver and have just renamed all my chickens:
Marceline, Bonnie, Fionna, Cake, and most importantly Bread.
Marceline, Bonnie, Fionna, Cake, and most importantly Bread.
Uh, thanks? I guess?
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Uh, thanks? I guess?
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Oh hi bluesky. I spend like 10 hours a day on reddit because bluesky and Facebook were bad for my mentals.
Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.
Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh hi bluesky. I spend like 10 hours a day on reddit because bluesky and Facebook were bad for my mentals.
Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.
Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.
I am never a worse person than when I'm on chats at work.
June 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I am never a worse person than when I'm on chats at work.
I get to mow the lawn at the house that I own for the first time today and I'm probably more excited than I should be
June 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I get to mow the lawn at the house that I own for the first time today and I'm probably more excited than I should be
I ate a 500mg brownie the other day and was only tethered to Earth by Bluey AMA
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I ate a 500mg brownie the other day and was only tethered to Earth by Bluey AMA
There's a person on a different shift that says "thank-you" in emails.
I hate this person. I refuse not to.
I hate this person. I refuse not to.
May 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There's a person on a different shift that says "thank-you" in emails.
I hate this person. I refuse not to.
I hate this person. I refuse not to.
Imagine being with someone this talented
Oh wait I don't need to imagine.
Oh wait I don't need to imagine.
April 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Imagine being with someone this talented
Oh wait I don't need to imagine.
Oh wait I don't need to imagine.
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Anyway I bought a litter robot because I am TIRED of scooping litter
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway I bought a litter robot because I am TIRED of scooping litter
It's really nice to get a big purchase and think "hmm maybe I should keep this box in case I need repairs" and just... put it in the basement. And there it is! Out of the way!
I love this house.
I love this house.
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's really nice to get a big purchase and think "hmm maybe I should keep this box in case I need repairs" and just... put it in the basement. And there it is! Out of the way!
I love this house.
I love this house.
I have had this AT&T Air internet for three weeks.
Yesterday I gave up and am going back to Spectrum. The fiber is fine, this Air is fucking trash.
Yesterday I gave up and am going back to Spectrum. The fiber is fine, this Air is fucking trash.
March 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I have had this AT&T Air internet for three weeks.
Yesterday I gave up and am going back to Spectrum. The fiber is fine, this Air is fucking trash.
Yesterday I gave up and am going back to Spectrum. The fiber is fine, this Air is fucking trash.
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Aloy's story is about fighting back against the apocalyptic effects of hubristic tech CEOs whose greed and short sightedness destroyed civilization
Sony is exploring AI-power characters for their PlayStation games
A video of an AI version of Aloy in #HorizonForbiddenWest has leaked
(via verge)
A video of an AI version of Aloy in #HorizonForbiddenWest has leaked
(via verge)
March 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Aloy's story is about fighting back against the apocalyptic effects of hubristic tech CEOs whose greed and short sightedness destroyed civilization