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Captain Rex
@rexrighteous.bsky.social
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John DiMaggio stan. I made Becky Lynch laugh once. He/Him. Unmitigated queer disaster. Banner by @effinbirds.com
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Uh, thanks? I guess?
A push notification from Amazon with text that reads: "In case you missed it. We spotted something we think you'll like based on your recent purchases". Its a tape dispenser. I have no idea what they're on about.
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Found on reddit
A statue of Chicago Cubs great Ryne Sandberg next to a large red 23, his jersey number, near Wrigley Field in Chicago
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
rexrighteous.bsky.social
Oh hi bluesky. I spend like 10 hours a day on reddit because bluesky and Facebook were bad for my mentals.

Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.
A painting of a red and bluish purple bird with the text "the risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math" You see because I decided reddit was the best place to go on the internet. And that's dumb.
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Taylor Tomlinson on our anniversary. 100/10.

Except the weird people in the row in front of us who told us to stop laughing so loud. Get fucked.
A photo of the Chicago Theatre sign that reads "Taylor Tomlinson February 12 - 15 Sold out."
February 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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That's my fuckin QB #gopackgo
A flyer for Jordan Love's charity raising money to support LGBTQ+ mental health in Madison, Wisconsin.
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Me, reading the news (when I allow myself to because I cannot mentally handle this shit)
Norm MacDonald from an SNL skit saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
February 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The GB on my hat stands for Go Buffalo today
Picture of the Green Bay Packers logo on a stocking cap
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The Stanley Parable has no right to be as entertaining as it is. And a Homestar Runner reference in one of the branches? Bonus.
Screenshot from The Stanley Parable of an email sent in. It reads: From: Ben Steiger Subject: Gloves Dead Strong Bad: How do you type with boxing gloves on? -Ben
January 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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This is the calmest one I've seen today. Let's go.
A screenshot of the Supermarket Sweep host
January 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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You can always count on the 90s to provide a good love song. This one is from the heart, u kno?
A screenshot of the lyrics to the song Freak Me by Silk. They are very vulgar and clearly about sex. Some of the lyrics read: "I love the taste of whipped cream (hey) Spread it on, don't be mean (baby, don't be mean) You know I can't resist you, girl I'll fly you all around the world (all around the world, oh, baby) I wanna see your body drip Come on let me take a sip (come on, come on, come on, come on) Take off what you cherish most (come on, come on) 'Cause when I brag, I like to brag and boast (come on, come on, baby)"
January 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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The liminal space of December 26-30 is wild this year
A photo of a balcony in a very foggy area
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Houdini thinks this level is dumb too
A striped cat staring at a loading screen for the game Stray A striped cat staring at a screen for the game Stray
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Little homie tucked himself in
A striped cat under a white fluffy blanket
December 11, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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Wow.
A screenshot of a Ben Shapiro video where he's getting ratioed with 27k dislikes to 6k likes. The title of the video is "the evil revolutionary left cheers murder". One comment states "I just realized your entire business model requires that us normal folk hate each other."
December 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Yeet
Cover of Avatar The Last Airbender comic
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Stick figure wearing a cheese hat
December 2, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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I said what I said
A screenshot of a text conversation. The test reads: "If you were a up and coming head coach, would you rather go to Dallas or Chicago?" "I'd rather put my dick in a blender." "We can make that happen."
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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A screen shot from the show Bob's Burgers. Linda is sitting with her arms crossed. Bob has his hands in the air, looking annoyed. The text says "Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time."
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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A gif of Squirrelly Dan saying 'that's what I appreciates about you' while sitting in front of a shed and pointing with a beer in his hand
November 27, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Buddy watching Korra with us
A striped cat watching an episode of Legend of Korra
November 26, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Why are people
November 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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It's all in the footwork
November 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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upSET
November 17, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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It is done. 16 years of absolute bullshit. Bye Torch14. Fuck you Elon.
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Shithead stole my blanket and my dino nuggy
Cat wrapped in a blanket sleeping with one paw out
September 9, 2023 at 7:48 AM