ResAlien
resalien.bsky.social
ResAlien
@resalien.bsky.social
Still not good at contributing
Enjoying the media silence on the Broncos after both their top tier performance that knocked off the darling Pack and the MayeVP choked away a massive lead. The nobody believes in us rallying cry works wonders for a team so I'm all for this
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Everyone knows you should only read at home with the curtains drawn so as to hide your shame from god's eyes.
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Easy: put USC and Oregon in the Big10
I'm sick of all these thinkpieces about "one small change to save college football". Whats one small change you would make to ruin college football.
August 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There's no good use for "AI." I'm so sorry! What about some thing you like? Also no. :(
August 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The doomposting here is exhausting. I get it man everything sucks but it can't be the only thing there is. Take a break sometime
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Convincing the world they needed tablets was one of the greatest coups technology ever pulled. A medium screen for when I don’t want little screen or big screen? Perfect!
May 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
An earthquake? In this economy? That was sure fun
April 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's so close I can taste the 17th place finish we have coming. Rebuild? No way baby this is where we live
April 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My kingdom for someone to grasp the difference between a null value and a zero for data. Uuuugh
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The most life changing thing I’ve learned from the internet is that some people don’t go left to right when taking eggs from the carton and instead evenly arrange the weight to the centre.
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Neighbour’s deep frying some turkeys out back. We haven’t exploded yet
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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rest in peace to the almighty Saafir
November 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Huh. Well I spose this was worth waiting for the invite.

Computer send skeet
July 24, 2023 at 8:49 PM