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frances fukushima
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YUNG DAUPHIN
Have we considered forcing the eagles o-line to pose naked in front of a winnebago
Have we considered forcing the Eagles O-Line to record another christmas album

Maybe it was the spirit of the season that helped them block
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was over at the consent manufacturing factory and everyone there knew you
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by frances fukushima
AI is ohio
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
(any time college football is in the news) (shake voice) i reside in the midatlantic or northeast and do not need this
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
stone roses as fox sports bumper music #gobirds
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
egon schiele was peak tumblrcore
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
back in the early days of bluesky there wasn’t enough nfl talk and the eagles feed was like 1/3 philadelphia, 1/3 actual bald eagle posting, 1/3 lotr ppl making the same “why couldn’t they ride the eagles to mordor” joke
lord of the rings fan edit that is exactly the same except instead of characters saying "look! eagles!" in reverence every time they show up its replaced with the audio of "go birds" in a thick philly accent
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Do you know the name of the sin that caused your humanity to stop being defined under your terms?
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
forever grateful to all the jalen hurts haters, you’re the reason i finally got my number called for season tickets in 2021 (after 14 years on the waitlist.)
keep on suckin eggs, wip mouthbreathers.
🚨BREAKING🚨

Three years ago, Derrick Gunn said Jalen Hurts couldn’t develop and the Eagles were worried about him. He tweeted all day how bad it was, at TC practice

Unfortunately, I was in attendance and saw what was actually happening. Hurts went to his first SB that season…
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
thinking about how fallout new vegas was so rich in story and relationships, but the game map got criticism for feeling sparse. and at the time i wondered what if a game that could pack all that humanity into one city block that you explore. and i now realize that’s sorta what disco elysium is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
unc if you bunk
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you can’t officiate it correctly, ban it. No one knows what a catch is, no one knows what PI is, therefore we must ban the forward pass.
#GoBirds but this was a joke. Once again, no one knows what pass interference is in the NFL anymore & neither do the refs.
Dear Football Fans, this is a safe space.

Is this pass interference?

#NFL #Football #NFLFootball #Eagles #EaglesNation #sports #RG3 #outtapocket #philadelphia
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
je suis marxiste, tendence énergie monstre blanc
les enfants de marx et coke zero
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
john fetterman can rest in piss is a true statement i will debate with anyone
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
how many people named armand hammer do we as a society need
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
replacements - let it tim
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
why they call it the blues
- time on my hands
- could be time spent with you
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by frances fukushima
Oh hell yea woke 2: let’s remember some bad ass safeties and protect trans kids
a football player with the number 32 on his jersey is running on a field
ALT: a football player with the number 32 on his jersey is running on a field
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the woman who was like, i can smell the colon cancer at the autechre concert…
thinking about her
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i don’t like the idea of a sea robin. it doesn’t sit well with me.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
lol none of these losers are getting laid
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
October 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
*mark e smith voice*
joined the marines, went to croatia
got a tattoo, totenkopfverbande
when we got home, changed my mind
oppo research, pundit denial
N-O-T-A-N-A-Z-I
N-O-T-A-N-A-Z-I
N-O-T-A-N-A-Z-I

what’s a laser?
*extreme Tom Petty voice* he went to Croatia, got a tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
serious one this time: allowing the dead to control us from beyond the grave is Evil, in the truest and most fundamental sense of the word. move the museum, publish the manuscript, disregard the framers of the constitution, if modern needs/ethics demand it.
the publication of posthumous work without the expressed & explicit consent of the author is wrong, and many great works of literature are none of our business; the "well, we don't really know what they wanted" gymnastics people do in order to publish work authors sought to destroy is also wrong.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“watch out for motorcycles” robs motorcyclists of the core value proposition of motorcycling, which is the risk of violent death
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
everyone is focused on “women don’t like the vehicle”, meanwhile the “i taught a jewish lesbian in the whole foods parking lot the true meaning of discrimination (and everyone clapped)” guy is getting off scot free…
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM