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currently in your mind next to your favorite song
(he/him)
frosting is for the weak. real ones eat cake raw. not raw… plain?
March 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
baked a chocolate cake today because sometimes one just needs to eat chocolate cake out of the pan.
March 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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*nods knowingly*
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i love when i try on clothes and i hate them because they’re ugly instead of hating them because they don’t fit 😌
March 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.

Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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happy anniversary
March 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
so Zelensky can’t go into the white house in military style, formal clothing, but Musk can in a t shirt that looks like it came from the bottom of my brothers middle school closet? hm.
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Images from Raleigh, NC today 03/04/25
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
raleigh 50501 protest today. better WOKE than asleep.
March 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i’m going to miss my chinese spy. we’ve been through a lot together over the last five years.
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
an incomplete list of things that probably pose a larger threat to the US a than tiktok:
cybertrucks
LED headlights
temu
3 in 1 shampoo
dream
terrorism
skibbidy toilet
the mental impact of the forest fic
donald trumps makeup team
the RAB version of trees
any florida man
climate change
January 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
there are already five fan fictions about the united healthcare shooter. long live ao3.
December 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM