Uncle Bramo
@reelbramz.bsky.social
Toronto, Former and future podcaster, SNL obsessive, movie lover, bandage and nephew haver.
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Uncle Bramo
@reelbramz.bsky.social
· Mar 26
For breakfast lately, I have been holding up these two Patty brands against one another in a quest for eating Canadian (Vaughan and North York), and I have some notes.
Tinnels wins overall for their beef flavor alone, but Patty King’s has stronger structural integrity.
Tinnels wins overall for their beef flavor alone, but Patty King’s has stronger structural integrity.
And I thought I was in my feelings then
Making any choice is a bold act
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And I thought I was in my feelings then
Existential fomo is so real
Wild that GTA6 will be the last Grand Theft Auto release I'll likely be alive to see.
I mean, hopefully I'll get to 6. But ya never know.
I mean, hopefully I'll get to 6. But ya never know.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Existential fomo is so real
Drinking expired instant coffee from Israel and it sucks
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Drinking expired instant coffee from Israel and it sucks
Absolutely gotta shoot your shot
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Absolutely gotta shoot your shot
Intrusive thoughts of being a TikTok influencer, feels really pathetic.
August 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Intrusive thoughts of being a TikTok influencer, feels really pathetic.
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Every Silicon Valley innovation in the consumer space has been "what if this software was my mom" which explains why ChatGPT's primary use is as a therapist, relationship substitute for lonely boys, and "personal operating system" to organize their life
August 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every Silicon Valley innovation in the consumer space has been "what if this software was my mom" which explains why ChatGPT's primary use is as a therapist, relationship substitute for lonely boys, and "personal operating system" to organize their life
John Corbett could play Dean Cain
Darren Aronofsky could have made a bleak movie with Dean Cain playing an aged-out unemployed actor and former hunk who played Superman on tv decades ago, so redpilled and desperate for work that he joins ICE and Cain might have won an Oscar for it, but instead Cain did it in real life
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
John Corbett could play Dean Cain
Breaking news, we 🌟 went 🔥 to 💥 KINKOS 🚨!!!
Trump: "This one chart really says it better than anything, if you look at this. This is great. But this chart is pretty amazing. Right here. All new numbers."
August 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Breaking news, we 🌟 went 🔥 to 💥 KINKOS 🚨!!!
TIVO joke in Naked Gun goes so hard
August 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
TIVO joke in Naked Gun goes so hard
Disability made it so hard for me to learn French fluently. That’s probably my main resentment of living in Canada and never being able to access the truly great Customer Service gigs.
August 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Disability made it so hard for me to learn French fluently. That’s probably my main resentment of living in Canada and never being able to access the truly great Customer Service gigs.
Making any choice is a bold act
August 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Making any choice is a bold act
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Me three months ago:
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me three months ago:
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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E-scooter rider struck and killed by vehicle in North York, driver fled
E-scooter rider struck and killed by vehicle in North York, driver fled
A female e-scooter rider is dead after a hit-and-run in North York. Police have not released a description of the vehicle that fled the scene.
www.cp24.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
E-scooter rider struck and killed by vehicle in North York, driver fled
Thinking about starting a Sode hustle
July 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Thinking about starting a Sode hustle
I appreciate how this site is a rejection of the traditional algorithms. I feel like I truly curated this space, it’s not trying to make me upset.
July 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I appreciate how this site is a rejection of the traditional algorithms. I feel like I truly curated this space, it’s not trying to make me upset.
Jeeez
A Korean-born researcher and longtime U.S. legal permanent resident has spent the past week detained by immigration officials at the San Francisco International Airport without explanation and has been denied access to an attorney, according to his lawyer.
Scientist on green card detained for a week without explanation, lawyer says
A Korean citizen studying in Texas on a green card was detained in San Francisco after a trip overseas. His lawyer says authorities won’t give a reason.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Jeeez
Feels like an embarrassing photo to post
July 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Feels like an embarrassing photo to post
This is edited like Russia State TV
The Proclaimers ft. Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin - "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" (2007)
Have another awful UK Comic Relief single, everyone
(h/t @hyfprw.bsky.social)
Have another awful UK Comic Relief single, everyone
(h/t @hyfprw.bsky.social)
July 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is edited like Russia State TV
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
Would be consistent with e-scooters being more popular in general
E-scooter injuries are on the rise among both kids and adults, data and doctors say
E-scooter injuries are on the rise among both kids and adults, data and doctors say
The Canadian Institute for Health Information says e-scooter injuries are on the rise across the country.
www.cp24.com
July 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Would be consistent with e-scooters being more popular in general
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Having to watch 62 King of the Hills in like 19 days 😓
July 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Having to watch 62 King of the Hills in like 19 days 😓
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Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.