Nice

[guy who just played doom] wow are all video games this good????

[guy playing his second video game] oh no no they're not ok

"Jesus Christ, Rob, what have you found????"

"That there is the 'rock hyrax', next week imma see if I can't look something up about 'im in a book"

"I'm just Glad you got back home safe, Rob"

My data center at home can store 7 trillion bytes of information

I've had enough "Internet", from now on me and the homies network directly

Reminds me of when my dad bought me a bunch of Pokemon cards one time, when I hadn't played Pokemon in probably a year

I felt so bad for him

I was pretty drunk when I tweeted this, but I'm pretty sure it was cause I saw the scene in True Detective where Marty confronts his wife at the hospital and I was like, Ugh, I hate the social thing where they put police and nurses in the same group

But nurses and teachers, Yeah, baby!