Sir Cumalot
Sir Cumalot
@redred.bsky.social
overthinker, shy but loving
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email’s been around since 1971 and somehow the only 4 viable hosting options are:
- selfhosting
- Fascism Inc.’s Data Stealer Machine 9000
- quantum-proof nuclear bunker 20 miles underground in Europe
- basement of some guy named Dale with fringe political views, on the same NAS as his 78TB of porn
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
funny how "I'm against illegal immigration" became "I'm against non-white immigration"
June 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If the ICE arrests and its horror stories are any indication then......welcome back, Nazi Germany
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 27
Florida's attorney general says the migrant detention facility is on track to open in early July, at a little-used airfield in the Everglades. Environmental activists hope they can stop the project.
Florida is moving ahead with 'Alligator Alcatraz,' despite widespread pushback
Florida's attorney general says the migrant detention facility is on track to open in early July, at a little-used airfield in the Everglades. Environmental activists hope they can stop the project.
n.pr
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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New trailer for #TheBear S4 👨‍🍳

All 10 episodes release June 25
May 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I want to be high on whatever he is high on lmao
Netflix boss Ted Sarandos says the streaming platform is 'saving Hollywood'

He thinks going to see movies in theaters is 'an outmoded idea for most people'
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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[guy who has literally never exercised a single creative muscle in his entire life] i'm so excited to start using AI to improve my artistic workflow! (tells midjourney to make a woman with 32L breasts)
August 1, 2023 at 9:02 PM
daredevil s1 ep8 was amazing! got fat chills all over my body at the end. I'm still getting them as I type this. This is what I like in my stories. give me chills, a lot of chills. It's difficult but, as a writer, please strive for it.
March 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
no matter how shit a movie is I'll watch it if jack quaid is in it. the dude just exudes good vibes even if he is playing a psycho(the companion) haha
‘NOVOCAINE’, starring Jack Quaid, debuts on CinemaScore with a B.

Read our review: bit.ly/NovocaineDF
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The first thing I asked Zach Cherry in the #Severance Season 2 junket was how it felt to act opposite a giant watermelon version of John Turturro's head, so I'm glad we finally got to run this snippet from my longer spoiler interviews:
"We Missed You So Much!": The Watermelon Head Scene in ‘Severance’ Season 2 Was More Emotional for the Cast Than You Think
During a recent interview, Severance stars Britt Lower and Zack Cherry shared their insight into filming the watermelon head goodbye scene for Irving.
collider.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I can't believe how good this new spiderman cartoon is. and no it's woke as hell 😂what was that VA even talking about?
February 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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*bane voice* nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
February 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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my mother calls weed dispensaries "ganja showroom" and because I have to hear it now you have to hear it
January 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Posts like this is why I like visiting this place from time to time 😁
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Claiming audiobooks "don't count" is ableist and stupid. Consume your content in the fashion most enjoyable and convenient. #booksky
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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It's not over till I win!
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I got carried away and now my feed is filled with political posts😭 wish there was a reset button.
December 17, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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I come on here mainly to have my thoughts explained to me in brand new ways with weird intensity. It honestly helps make sense of the world around me
December 8, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Suggest some interesting accounts for me to follow on here.
December 8, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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My induction stove is wifi enabled.

It's a hot spot.
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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watching this new HBO documentary on the oklahoma city bombing and i’m always struck by how many people could just not believe that the perpetrator was a white american.
August 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
recent realization: There's a LOT of cat people in this world.

I suspect that they might outnumber us dog people.
June 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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all i need is infinite money, to be in multiple loving relationships, the exact kind of sex that i'm into, a personal creative/artistic renaissance, fascinating new experiences, a community that is vast, deep, and inspired, and for everything else in the world to be good and not fucked up
May 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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new form of ridiculous cybertruck spotted! this one had an instagram handle on the back, and I’m not sure I can think of a worse two word combination than “cybertruck influencer”
May 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM