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compromised to a permanent end
beep beep so let’s ride
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
angry yet inspirational coach when the kid gets the yips: this isn’t clam ham community college! this is ham clam university, home of the fighting ham clams. now get your ass out there and clam some hams
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it must be horrifying to be a cat and see your owners take their glasses off. like peeling back your own face
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
unsubscribed from a luxury boxer briefs retailer today call that tommy john surgery
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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You’re telling me a shrimp is living my same life and has my exact same backpack but smaller?
May 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Wednesday of course
April 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Q: Why is it called Wednesday?
A: Because When there’s a day
April 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
these guys love celery
Eyes widened as dish after dish was brought to the table. Blackcurrant pie, jugs of pale honey cider! One large basin o' pea and celery soup! Wheels of hawthorn and celery cheese, hot loaves of oatbread! Beechnut sponge with redcurrant preserves!
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
frankenstein’s lobster
December 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I’m the baby that’s being having
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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I’m coming over babe and I bought mackerel
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 AM
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
going on your phone when the power’s out makes it feel more special and more revolting
November 20, 2024 at 8:19 AM
somehow this site is too horny but not horny enough
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
lynden mini golf goated. there used to be a dutch-themed course with miniature amsterdam canal scenes in the basement of a strip mall made up of jam shops
goose hole marker #5, mini golf at koa campground, lynden, washington, 1987
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
this is why I can’t fully commit to leaving twitter. it stil has the juice
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 AM