Max Farlane
@recess-boy.bsky.social
Sometimes Middle, sometimes green husky pup, sometimes polar bear! 30something IRL. Austin TX Will have NSFW things, 18+. DNI: DNI
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Got my Vyvanse and therapy covered but not bank account is sitting on empty, 20% off any listed commission type is still active :)
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Got my Vyvanse and therapy covered but not bank account is sitting on empty, 20% off any listed commission type is still active :)
Zepbound update week 10:
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 344 lbs
21 pounds lighter feels good. Not having many side effects and I feel more energized.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 344 lbs
21 pounds lighter feels good. Not having many side effects and I feel more energized.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Zepbound update week 10:
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 344 lbs
21 pounds lighter feels good. Not having many side effects and I feel more energized.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 344 lbs
21 pounds lighter feels good. Not having many side effects and I feel more energized.
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Nap-time bribery:
Blankie ❌
Plushie ❌
Big bro’s hoodie ✅
Blankie ❌
Plushie ❌
Big bro’s hoodie ✅
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nap-time bribery:
Blankie ❌
Plushie ❌
Big bro’s hoodie ✅
Blankie ❌
Plushie ❌
Big bro’s hoodie ✅
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Okay. You got this Max, just gotta keep your diaper dry until after school…
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay. You got this Max, just gotta keep your diaper dry until after school…
Note to self: never be stuck with just one co-worker again. I won’t be able to go see my family on Christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Note to self: never be stuck with just one co-worker again. I won’t be able to go see my family on Christmas.
Teacher talking while writing: “Max incited a riot after the lunch ladies ran out of Dino Nuggets and the led the entire 2nd grade in a rendition of ‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ From Les Mis. Let’s try and not teach him more about the French Revolution until Middle School.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Teacher talking while writing: “Max incited a riot after the lunch ladies ran out of Dino Nuggets and the led the entire 2nd grade in a rendition of ‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ From Les Mis. Let’s try and not teach him more about the French Revolution until Middle School.”
Problematic trait: Cannot stop making big-rig beeping noises when heavy people walk backward in the grocery store.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Problematic trait: Cannot stop making big-rig beeping noises when heavy people walk backward in the grocery store.
Problematic Trait: Calls school emergency drills anti-target practice.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Problematic Trait: Calls school emergency drills anti-target practice.
I have made the most out of a bad situation. I can’t thank my friends enough for having my back like they have.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have made the most out of a bad situation. I can’t thank my friends enough for having my back like they have.
If you get kicked out of a group for crossing personal boundaries/sexual harassment, don’t PM someone you haven’t ever PM’d and ask them why they blocked you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you get kicked out of a group for crossing personal boundaries/sexual harassment, don’t PM someone you haven’t ever PM’d and ask them why they blocked you.
Week 8 update:
I’m moving my shot day to Saturday so I have yet to inject.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 349 lbs
I’m moving my shot day to Saturday so I have yet to inject.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 349 lbs
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Week 8 update:
I’m moving my shot day to Saturday so I have yet to inject.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 349 lbs
I’m moving my shot day to Saturday so I have yet to inject.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 349 lbs
I got a shot at the doctor and now my head feels fuzzy…and I had an accident.
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I got a shot at the doctor and now my head feels fuzzy…and I had an accident.
Random kid: And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven and put a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby.
“My mom and dad had sex.”
“My mom and dad had sex.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Random kid: And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven and put a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby.
“My mom and dad had sex.”
“My mom and dad had sex.”
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Month 2 completed:
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 351 lbs
I don’t get hungry much these days. But I feel good.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 351 lbs
I don’t get hungry much these days. But I feel good.
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Month 2 completed:
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 351 lbs
I don’t get hungry much these days. But I feel good.
Starting weight: 365 lbs
Current weight: 351 lbs
I don’t get hungry much these days. But I feel good.
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I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today
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⚠️ EMERGENCY COMMS ⚠️
please dont scroll
I recently lost my job and need to come up with at least 600 to stay off of the streets. That is all just for bills, not counting food or anything else
I am opening comms to help mitigate this. Please please contact me asap
please dont scroll
I recently lost my job and need to come up with at least 600 to stay off of the streets. That is all just for bills, not counting food or anything else
I am opening comms to help mitigate this. Please please contact me asap
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
⚠️ EMERGENCY COMMS ⚠️
please dont scroll
I recently lost my job and need to come up with at least 600 to stay off of the streets. That is all just for bills, not counting food or anything else
I am opening comms to help mitigate this. Please please contact me asap
please dont scroll
I recently lost my job and need to come up with at least 600 to stay off of the streets. That is all just for bills, not counting food or anything else
I am opening comms to help mitigate this. Please please contact me asap
Lots of this for me. Diapered middlespace is where I thrive. We are valid.
You've probably noticed I get a lot of art with me and my friends as diapered middles
The reason for this should be obvious to anyone who's grown up ashamed of who you are, and the yearning you feel for things to have been different =w=
I commission the childhoods my friends and I wish we'd had
The reason for this should be obvious to anyone who's grown up ashamed of who you are, and the yearning you feel for things to have been different =w=
I commission the childhoods my friends and I wish we'd had
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Lots of this for me. Diapered middlespace is where I thrive. We are valid.
So last night I was asked about Rover’s collar on VRC. I let the person read it, standing still.
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So last night I was asked about Rover’s collar on VRC. I let the person read it, standing still.
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
One of my favorite things to do on VRC is be puppy and every time I see someone bigger wearing a harness is go up all excited and ask if they pull sleds and pretend like I wanna be a sled dog when I grow up.
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
One of my favorite things to do on VRC is be puppy and every time I see someone bigger wearing a harness is go up all excited and ask if they pull sleds and pretend like I wanna be a sled dog when I grow up.
Rover where are you, puppy?
“Nowhere.”
“Nowhere.”
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rover where are you, puppy?
“Nowhere.”
“Nowhere.”
I don’t forgive easily when I’ve been wronged. It’s my biggest flaw. I’ll hold that grudge for decades.
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t forgive easily when I’ve been wronged. It’s my biggest flaw. I’ll hold that grudge for decades.
A bunny friend took Rover in last night. They had some good times watching spooky movies before bed.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A bunny friend took Rover in last night. They had some good times watching spooky movies before bed.
Rover the Shepard had played with his friends a lot, the boys came in smelling like grass stains, dirt, sweat, and wet Pull-Ups.
“Dad, can Rover stay the night tonight?” The raccoon asked of his father.
“Sure he can. We’re gonna have spaghetti tonight Rover, but you boys need to clean up.”
“Dad, can Rover stay the night tonight?” The raccoon asked of his father.
“Sure he can. We’re gonna have spaghetti tonight Rover, but you boys need to clean up.”
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Rover the Shepard had played with his friends a lot, the boys came in smelling like grass stains, dirt, sweat, and wet Pull-Ups.
“Dad, can Rover stay the night tonight?” The raccoon asked of his father.
“Sure he can. We’re gonna have spaghetti tonight Rover, but you boys need to clean up.”
“Dad, can Rover stay the night tonight?” The raccoon asked of his father.
“Sure he can. We’re gonna have spaghetti tonight Rover, but you boys need to clean up.”