Max Farlane
@recess-boy.bsky.social
Sometimes Middle, sometimes green husky pup, sometimes polar bear! 30something IRL. Austin TX Will have NSFW things, 18+. DNI: DNI
Okay. You got this Max, just gotta keep your diaper dry until after school…
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay. You got this Max, just gotta keep your diaper dry until after school…
I have made the most out of a bad situation. I can’t thank my friends enough for having my back like they have.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have made the most out of a bad situation. I can’t thank my friends enough for having my back like they have.
I’m already on it. XD this is calming AF
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m already on it. XD this is calming AF
Thanks for the opportunity!
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thanks for the opportunity!
So last night I was asked about Rover’s collar on VRC. I let the person read it, standing still.
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So last night I was asked about Rover’s collar on VRC. I let the person read it, standing still.
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
Someone else took a look and said that it would never get read. That was a little disheartening and not true, as literally there was someone reading it along with the person
Rover where are you, puppy?
“Nowhere.”
“Nowhere.”
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rover where are you, puppy?
“Nowhere.”
“Nowhere.”
I’m old school. I like to add broccoli and hot dogs to my mac.
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’m old school. I like to add broccoli and hot dogs to my mac.
A bunny friend took Rover in last night. They had some good times watching spooky movies before bed.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A bunny friend took Rover in last night. They had some good times watching spooky movies before bed.
Close but not exactly
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Close but not exactly
Specifically the one for the Pull-Ups name.
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Specifically the one for the Pull-Ups name.
Congrats!
My current fav songs are:
Sabaton: Attack of the Dead Men
Supertramp: The Logical Song
Jakeneutron: Jax Toy
My current fav songs are:
Sabaton: Attack of the Dead Men
Supertramp: The Logical Song
Jakeneutron: Jax Toy
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Congrats!
My current fav songs are:
Sabaton: Attack of the Dead Men
Supertramp: The Logical Song
Jakeneutron: Jax Toy
My current fav songs are:
Sabaton: Attack of the Dead Men
Supertramp: The Logical Song
Jakeneutron: Jax Toy
Please and thank you! Keyword is: hyperactive
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Please and thank you! Keyword is: hyperactive
I swear I’m an adult. Here’s my lunch. (Not all of it i just cut more for snacks later.)
September 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I swear I’m an adult. Here’s my lunch. (Not all of it i just cut more for snacks later.)
It’s Long Grape season!
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s Long Grape season!
Just took my first dose.
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just took my first dose.
@hoopsiedasie.bsky.social has some really wonderful bases to work off of. I had to make one for my precious ice bear.
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@hoopsiedasie.bsky.social has some really wonderful bases to work off of. I had to make one for my precious ice bear.
Apparently I’m not supposed to take these off. :(
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Apparently I’m not supposed to take these off. :(
This little shit that still wets the bed is a rogue asset wanted in five states for weaponized adorable.
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This little shit that still wets the bed is a rogue asset wanted in five states for weaponized adorable.
What flavor is your sona?
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What flavor is your sona?
Frostclaw is shook by this weight shaming of a hibernating species.
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Frostclaw is shook by this weight shaming of a hibernating species.
Mighty Morphin Diaper Check!
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Mighty Morphin Diaper Check!
