Tequila_tears
@receiptsandregrets.bsky.social
Mom. Liability. Your boss’s favorite.
Raised in red flags. Speaks fluent silence. Wanna meet the real me? Scroll carefully. ☠️💟
Raised in red flags. Speaks fluent silence. Wanna meet the real me? Scroll carefully. ☠️💟
spilled coffee on the invoice file again.
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
spilled coffee on the invoice file again.
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors
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ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
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When You Have Bad Kids
#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand
#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand
September 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
When You Have Bad Kids
#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand
#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand
ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse
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TOPTIP: Make yourself seem mysterious and exciting by always asking the people you’re visiting “Is there a back way out of here?”.
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
TOPTIP: Make yourself seem mysterious and exciting by always asking the people you’re visiting “Is there a back way out of here?”.
i’m not “starting drama.”
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i’m not “starting drama.”
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama
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October 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Having a posh accent is not the same as being clever! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Having a posh accent is not the same as being clever! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bessent blast China's rare earths curbs, urge Beijing not to implement them
Top U.S. officials on Wednesday blasted China's major expansion of rare earth export controls as a threat to global supply chains, but said Beijing could still change course and avoid steps by Washing...
www.thestandard.com.hk
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January
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Love when USPS leaves "no authorized recipient" notices for packages, when I was home the whole time and they just didn't bother to ring my buzzer or knock on the door. 🙃
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Love when USPS leaves "no authorized recipient" notices for packages, when I was home the whole time and they just didn't bother to ring my buzzer or knock on the door. 🙃
imagine starting a fight with me before i’ve even finished my coffee.
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
imagine starting a fight with me before i’ve even finished my coffee.
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom
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he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
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"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"
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i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
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September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
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they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
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October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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funny how they call it “daddy issues” when all i ever wanted was one man who didn’t flinch when i cried. #brandistruth #relationships
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
funny how they call it “daddy issues” when all i ever wanted was one man who didn’t flinch when i cried. #brandistruth #relationships